A request [text]; un: Berserker

[curruid_coinchenn]

i'm looking for someone with good morals to bond with flat escardos. i'm bonded to him and that's fine -- i'm not looking to annul the bond or anything like it. if you're not inclined to bond with him, then being willing to explain why the behaviors he considers normal are not normal is good enough.

he is basically a wild animal in human form. he is friendly and outgoing, but don't be lured into a false sense of security by this facade. he is chaotic and strange and will not stop talking once he starts unless you find a way to forcibly silence him.

this is an incomplete list of behaviors he considers normal:

• experimenting on friends without telling them they're a part of an experiment


• conducting loud experiments at odd hours


• nearly burning down the house while conducting pointless experiments


• living in conditions that would embarrass a raccoon


• trying to get people to eat wax

i could go on, but then i would spend way too much time writing this post. you get the idea. he has no concept of manners or propriety and doesn't know how to conduct himself around other people. when things are explained to him, he seems to understand, i'm just not the person to explain these things to him.

any offers of help are appreciated. i can get you in contact with him easily...he'll likely reply here, so if you're interested in being his moral compass, you can speak with him directly.

Comments

text | un: voidgear

[darkcharge]

He's a little creep is what he is.

[curruid_coinchenn]

he's my bonded and i care about him. [ There. He said it. ] i take it you're familiar with him? what did he do to you?

[darkcharge]

That's fine. I can't really account for taste, but I don't much room to argue.

Flat's more of a pest. Mostly asking intrusive questions.

[curruid_coinchenn]

he's good at that, yes. he's inquisitive. and that's not a problem. it's more that he doesn't know why the things he asks are bothersome or offensive and i don't know how to explain that to him.

i don't trust you to do it, either.

[darkcharge]

Like I'd know any better on the how. I couldn't articulate it at the time and I'm sure he was a few seconds away from getting zapped because of it. So no, I'm not about to try.

[curruid_coinchenn]

he does it to me a lot and i'm bonded to him. you're not alone. but good, at least you know your limits. and i admire your strength in not zapping him. it's incredible he made it to adulthood...

[ Berserker likes Flat a lot, really. ]

[darkcharge]

[ Again, no taste. But Van's bonded with Sora and Marie. He... Can't judge. ]

I usually do know my limits. Now that you mention the other things I am also questioning how he's made it this far.

[curruid_coinchenn]

luck, probably. he's very lucky for someone who acts the way he does.

[ Luck is the only explanation he can possibly imagine. ]

[darkcharge]

Are there plenty of people around to bail him out just in case?

[curruid_coinchenn]

there's at least me. a few others, too.

so not enough for the amount of stupid things he does.

[darkcharge]

You make it sound like he needs a small army.

[curruid_coinchenn]

...

he kind of does. he is a force of chaos.

[darkcharge]

How did he even get that way?

[curruid_coinchenn]

i don't know. he's always been this way, from what i know.

[darkcharge]

You aren't from the same world then.

For some reason I thought you were.

[curruid_coinchenn]

in a sense, we are. not the same time nor the same place, but the same concepts exist. if that makes sense.

[darkcharge]

Sort of. So it's closer to a mirror or a reflection, with slight differences?

[curruid_coinchenn]

something like that. he's a master and had a servant in a grail war he was a part of. i was a servant for the last master humanity had. it's complicated.

[darkcharge]

You're using terms I don't know, so I don't quite get it. And I'm pretty sure "master" and "servant" must have different meanings.

[ Though he is curious all the same. ]

[curruid_coinchenn]

i don't care enough to explain. it would take too long and it's ultimately meaningless.

[darkcharge]

Suit yourself.

[curruid_coinchenn]

i will.