A request [text]; un: Berserker

[curruid_coinchenn]

i'm looking for someone with good morals to bond with flat escardos. i'm bonded to him and that's fine -- i'm not looking to annul the bond or anything like it. if you're not inclined to bond with him, then being willing to explain why the behaviors he considers normal are not normal is good enough.

he is basically a wild animal in human form. he is friendly and outgoing, but don't be lured into a false sense of security by this facade. he is chaotic and strange and will not stop talking once he starts unless you find a way to forcibly silence him.

this is an incomplete list of behaviors he considers normal:

• experimenting on friends without telling them they're a part of an experiment


• conducting loud experiments at odd hours


• nearly burning down the house while conducting pointless experiments


• living in conditions that would embarrass a raccoon


• trying to get people to eat wax

i could go on, but then i would spend way too much time writing this post. you get the idea. he has no concept of manners or propriety and doesn't know how to conduct himself around other people. when things are explained to him, he seems to understand, i'm just not the person to explain these things to him.

any offers of help are appreciated. i can get you in contact with him easily...he'll likely reply here, so if you're interested in being his moral compass, you can speak with him directly.

Comments

[curruid_coinchenn]

if he doesn't accidentally kill me in my sleep.

[beariot]

I think we both know you're too stubborn to die like that.

[curruid_coinchenn]

that's true, but i'm still ... concerned about the possibility.

[beariot]

Can dragons do the thing where they sleep with their eyes open?

[curruid_coinchenn]

...

i haven't tried. probably. i think my other bonded might find that upsetting.

[beariot]

Just tell them to sleep with a blindfold!

[curruid_coinchenn]

...

i guess i can't argue with that logic.

[beariot]

I'm an educator. I often have to get outside the box to find solutions that work for everyone.