A request [text]; un: Berserker

[curruid_coinchenn]

i'm looking for someone with good morals to bond with flat escardos. i'm bonded to him and that's fine -- i'm not looking to annul the bond or anything like it. if you're not inclined to bond with him, then being willing to explain why the behaviors he considers normal are not normal is good enough.

he is basically a wild animal in human form. he is friendly and outgoing, but don't be lured into a false sense of security by this facade. he is chaotic and strange and will not stop talking once he starts unless you find a way to forcibly silence him.

this is an incomplete list of behaviors he considers normal:

• experimenting on friends without telling them they're a part of an experiment


• conducting loud experiments at odd hours


• nearly burning down the house while conducting pointless experiments


• living in conditions that would embarrass a raccoon


• trying to get people to eat wax

i could go on, but then i would spend way too much time writing this post. you get the idea. he has no concept of manners or propriety and doesn't know how to conduct himself around other people. when things are explained to him, he seems to understand, i'm just not the person to explain these things to him.

any offers of help are appreciated. i can get you in contact with him easily...he'll likely reply here, so if you're interested in being his moral compass, you can speak with him directly.

Comments

[curruid_coinchenn]

i do accept them, they're just difficult to deal with...i might take you up on that offer.

[ He decides to leave that alone for now. ]

...so long as neither of them are home, i'll come by sometime.

[ He doesn't like either of them and he's very fussy, sorry Enkidu... ]

[enkidoh]

good. i understand emoticons very well now. i can tell you stories of humanity through the symbols they have invented.

[Bless humanity for emoticons.]

of course i will respect your wish and receive you when they aren't there. but may i ask why that is?

[Of course, in Gil's case they can understand. Gil is...well, he's Gil.]

[curruid_coinchenn]

...you're strange.

[ Anyway, the less pleasant topic. ]

i don't like either of them and would rather not spend any of my time near them.

[ Hakuno reminds him too much of his former Master and he doesn't like that! ]

[enkidoh]

i am but you are too.

[And that's okay.]

i think understand your dislike of gil. gil has these tendencies to be difficult towards others. [To say the least, really.] but you do not tell me why. do not worry, i can keep a secret.

[curruid_coinchenn]

i'm not going to tell you here. that's something i would tell you in person.

[enkidoh]

i like that idea. when we see one another we will speak about it.

should i contact you when hakuno and gil are away?

[curruid_coinchenn]

if that's what you want, then yes.

end!

[enkidoh]

i think it is the best thing to do.