Un : ma

[stopfen]

Name: Mikasa Ackerman
Date: 31/03
Format: text

Since the gardening classes have begun I've seen a lot of strange plants.
The fruit that flies at people
Apples that bite people on the ass
Flowers that absorb tiny people
Little dog flowers that run around

And the dreams have had the giant plants that tried to eat me and the moss that ate old people.

Any others I should know about that didn't come up in the lessons before I start planting?

Comments

text - un: CoolSkeleton95

[spaghettimonster]

I NOTICE YOU DIDN'T MENTION MARROWS...
YOUR LESSON COVERED THEM, RIGHT?? THEY'RE DANGEROUS IN THE WRONG HANDS.
HAVE YOU NOTICED MY SIGNS AROUND TOWN????

[stopfen]

No.
I was thinking of plants that were dangerous on their own. Not being wielded by someone. If I included that the list would be endless.

They better be eating them after they're done being dangerous.

[Don't waste food.]

[spaghettimonster]

I WISH I MEANT DANGEROUS WHEN WIELDED...
BUT NO! THESE ARE DANGEROUS IF LEFT GROW FREELY!
IF THEY GO TO SEED...
THEY'VE CLIMBED UP BUILDINGS TO THE THIRD STORY! FILLED THEM COMPLETELY UP!!

[Or, so he heard from Myr.]

un: super nintendo

[guesser]

yes
mika 😳 i made a friend

[stopfen]

[Tendou...This has nothing to do with plants.]

You already had a friend Nintendo

[stopfen]

Do they do anything other than that?
Giant vegetables seem like a good food source.

un: pierre

[mirrortide]

if you see a pumpkin running around its mine shes harmless

[spaghettimonster]

UH. I DON'T REMEMBER... IF MYR EVER SAID ANYTHING LIKE THAT.
JUST THAT THE PLANTS CONSUME WHOLE BUILDINGS.
I DON'T THINK THE VEGETABLES ARE GIANT. JUST THE PLANTS.
COMING BACK EVERY YEAR... REFUSING TO BE WEEDED.
HE WARNED ME REALLY HARD! I'M SURE IT'S SERIOUS! BE CAREFUL OF THE MARROWS.

un: pierre

[stopfen]

She? [Uhh. Wat]

What do I do if I see her? Do you want it back?

[mirrortide]

of course i want her back

if you see her i dont know shell probably want a kiss and a pet and then continue on her way shes very self sufficient

[stopfen]

I'm not kissing a pumpkin. Where are you so I can drag her back?

[mirrortide]

you dont need to drag her back shell come home when she wants

shell give you a kiss if you dont give her one

besides shes very cute

[stopfen]

Is this an actual pumpkin or is that a nickname?
How is it even walking?

[mirrortide]

shes an actual pumpkin named pumpkin

with her legs obviously

[stopfen]

So the plant isn't even giving a crop?

I wasn't planning on growing those. But I'll cut them down if they get too rowdy.

Any others?

[stopfen]

Creative.

Is that a normal thing for pumpkins here or is she special?

[mirrortide]

shes special shes not from here she was made back where i come from

[spaghettimonster]

OF COURSE IT GIVES CROPS!
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PICK THEM EARLY. BEFORE THEY GET BIG.
PLEASE, DO EVERYONE A FAVOR. AND DO THAT.

ANYWAY, THAT'S THE ONLY ONE ANYONE WARNED ME ABOUT.

voice;

[crowsfeat]

Seems you may want have some particularly good pruning shears.

[stopfen]

That's strange. Normally you'd have to keep the plant from growing too many offshoots so it can focus on making the crop.

I wasn't planning on growing any. But it sounds like they tend to invade anyway.




Do you want any if I find some?

[stopfen]

So I don't have to worry about any I grow wandering off then. That's good to know.

voice

[stopfen]

[Oh sup granny. She switches to voice, even if that still felt weird when sat alone.]

It's amazing there's any animals around with how the plants are. And that we've managed to clear the garden so well.

[guesser]

but this one's a new one! lookie

[ boom ]

what if i named her angelica (〃￣V￣〃ゞ

[mirrortide]

well i cant make any guarantees about that

sometimes things happen

[stopfen]

[...]

I'm going to buy some rope