Un : ma

[stopfen]

Name: Mikasa Ackerman
Date: 31/03
Format: text

Since the gardening classes have begun I've seen a lot of strange plants.
The fruit that flies at people
Apples that bite people on the ass
Flowers that absorb tiny people
Little dog flowers that run around

And the dreams have had the giant plants that tried to eat me and the moss that ate old people.

Any others I should know about that didn't come up in the lessons before I start planting?

Comments

un: super nintendo

[guesser]

yes
mika 😳 i made a friend

[stopfen]

[Tendou...This has nothing to do with plants.]

You already had a friend Nintendo

[guesser]

but this one's a new one! lookie

[ boom ]

what if i named her angelica (〃￣V￣〃ゞ

[stopfen]

[How horrifying... At least it was more on topic than what she'd expected.

But Mikasa isn't really sure what to make of the name, or the vegetable that she really wouldn't want to eat. So-]

(￣_￣)・・・

[Behold! Her new skill.]

[guesser]

Σ(☼Д☼)!!!!

did you just kaomoji?!

[stopfen]

┐('～`;)┌

[Spams until he sends something she understands back]

[guesser]

aaaAAAAHHHHHH i knew you could do it!!! (๑˃v˂)ﻭ a++++++ you have an excellent teacher

so!! what do you think? about angelica

[stopfen]

You didn't teach me that.

That sounds like a fancy name. So it fits.

[Fancy name for the ugly potato. ]

[guesser]

the cold truth hurts to hear.....

but, perfecto with a P. happy birthday, mikasa!

[stopfen]

You didn't use a capital p.

And it's not my birthday.

[guesser]

i'll make it like your birthday every day!

[ she won't get it but kitty perry is his favorite ]

angelica is your new friend now too. surprise!!!!!

[stopfen]

I'd rather you didn't. For both of those.

I'm fine with the number of friends I have.

[guesser]

what about more friends for your plant friends?

[stopfen]

Hopefully I've picked the right plants and my ones won't need friends.

[Though she's still going to tether the pumpkins down.]

[guesser]

are you saying you're going to shun angelica?
:(

[stopfen]

I'd prefer it if my future dinner didn't scream at me.

[guesser]

angelica isn't food?!?!? she can be dirt company! and the roots are good for something!

[ he didn't pay enough attention in class ]

[stopfen]

You have to cut the roots off or boil them while attached.

I don't want the other plants cross pollinating with something that can scream.

[guesser]

｡ﾟ(ﾟ∩´﹏`∩ﾟ)ﾟ｡

okay, so pact attempt: can you help me make a garden?

[stopfen]

Didn't you attend the same classes as me?

I guess it's fine though. It'll save me money on tools if we can share.

[guesser]

i keep thinking about butt crabs every time i go . . . it's really distracting.

you're grade A, mikasa. we can meet you in five??

[stopfen]

[Nintendo...]

I was going to eat soon. Though I'm trying to deal with the animals digging holes in the garden.

[guesser]

stay right where you are, we can have sandwitches!

[ pun but listen ]

i'm also 100% sure angelica could help with pests.

>action?

[stopfen]

[Well her plan was go inside. But she can stand in the garden and work some more for now. ]

The last rabbit I saw here was the size of a bear

[good luck with that angelica ]