Un : ma

[stopfen]

Name: Mikasa Ackerman
Date: 31/03
Format: text

Since the gardening classes have begun I've seen a lot of strange plants.
The fruit that flies at people
Apples that bite people on the ass
Flowers that absorb tiny people
Little dog flowers that run around

And the dreams have had the giant plants that tried to eat me and the moss that ate old people.

Any others I should know about that didn't come up in the lessons before I start planting?

Comments

text - un: CoolSkeleton95

[spaghettimonster]

I NOTICE YOU DIDN'T MENTION MARROWS...
YOUR LESSON COVERED THEM, RIGHT?? THEY'RE DANGEROUS IN THE WRONG HANDS.
HAVE YOU NOTICED MY SIGNS AROUND TOWN????

[stopfen]

No.
I was thinking of plants that were dangerous on their own. Not being wielded by someone. If I included that the list would be endless.

They better be eating them after they're done being dangerous.

[Don't waste food.]

[spaghettimonster]

I WISH I MEANT DANGEROUS WHEN WIELDED...
BUT NO! THESE ARE DANGEROUS IF LEFT GROW FREELY!
IF THEY GO TO SEED...
THEY'VE CLIMBED UP BUILDINGS TO THE THIRD STORY! FILLED THEM COMPLETELY UP!!

[Or, so he heard from Myr.]

[stopfen]

Do they do anything other than that?
Giant vegetables seem like a good food source.

[spaghettimonster]

UH. I DON'T REMEMBER... IF MYR EVER SAID ANYTHING LIKE THAT.
JUST THAT THE PLANTS CONSUME WHOLE BUILDINGS.
I DON'T THINK THE VEGETABLES ARE GIANT. JUST THE PLANTS.
COMING BACK EVERY YEAR... REFUSING TO BE WEEDED.
HE WARNED ME REALLY HARD! I'M SURE IT'S SERIOUS! BE CAREFUL OF THE MARROWS.

un: super nintendo

[guesser]

yes
mika 😳 i made a friend

[stopfen]

[Tendou...This has nothing to do with plants.]

You already had a friend Nintendo

[guesser]

but this one's a new one! lookie

[ boom ]

what if i named her angelica (〃￣V￣〃ゞ

[stopfen]

[How horrifying... At least it was more on topic than what she'd expected.

But Mikasa isn't really sure what to make of the name, or the vegetable that she really wouldn't want to eat. So-]

(￣_￣)・・・

[Behold! Her new skill.]

[guesser]

Σ(☼Д☼)!!!!

did you just kaomoji?!

un: pierre

[mirrortide]

if you see a pumpkin running around its mine shes harmless

un: pierre

[stopfen]

She? [Uhh. Wat]

What do I do if I see her? Do you want it back?

[mirrortide]

of course i want her back

if you see her i dont know shell probably want a kiss and a pet and then continue on her way shes very self sufficient

[stopfen]

I'm not kissing a pumpkin. Where are you so I can drag her back?

[mirrortide]

you dont need to drag her back shell come home when she wants

shell give you a kiss if you dont give her one

besides shes very cute

voice;

[crowsfeat]

Seems you may want have some particularly good pruning shears.

voice

[stopfen]

[Oh sup granny. She switches to voice, even if that still felt weird when sat alone.]

It's amazing there's any animals around with how the plants are. And that we've managed to clear the garden so well.

Re: voice

[crowsfeat]

The will of the natural world finds a way, as always. [ A small hum. ]

I never could manage gardening, myself. I have to say I'm a little envious.

[stopfen]

It's the same where your from then,,,

It was something I used to do. I'd been wanting to get back to it for a while. [She tries to keep her voice steady, but she was resigned about. Probably not happening with the war.]

[crowsfeat]

Perhaps I could give it another try, myself. My work took up enough of my time, and retiring to a nice cottage in the country with a small garden seems a good endeavor...

[ There's some... melancholy there, despite her words, something that reflects Mikasa's own tone in a way. Thinking about retirement was... comforting in a way. But her last memories before the dream... ]

text

[enkidoh]

yes! have you seen the ones with the barbed vines yet? and I have a mandrake. it is called root. when handled in a wrong way it screams terribly.

i am quite fond of it.

[stopfen]

I saw those in the classes, I managed to hold mine without it crying but some of the others.

Why are you fond of it. They're loud.

[enkidoh]

that is good! that means they are fond of you. when they cry they let you know they aren't satisfied.

they are a needy plant but when you care for them the right way they are actually very pleasant.

do you wish to hold root? i can bring it to the coven next time.

[Because showing plants to complete strangers is the best thing ever.]

[stopfen]

Oh

I wasn't planning on growing any. I was going to grow things I could eat, something that moves like them wouldn't work. [She could handle poultry. But a plant that kinda looked like baby? No.]

Wouldn't carrying it so far disturb it?

[Don't wake the baby plant.]

[enkidoh]

it depends on how you carry it.

[A mandrake wants to be carried in a basket and it wants to be wrapped in something wet, cool and soft.]

i would like to grow more herbs. i have read about them and i prefer plants above magic. but there are many herbs that can be used for food as well.

what sort of vegetables do you want to grow?