aefenglom | text, un: filament

So, hi. I'm having a bit of a dilemma.

I had the lovely fortune of dying and rising as a vampire. Before you're taken aback by the prospect, no, I don't take blood from unwilling donors. (Damned if I wouldn't enjoy the thrill of the hunt if I could, though...) However, I'm not terribly fond of taking from a vial, either, except in emergencies. Even warmed up, it's just not as good. (Fellow vampires: is this a normal sentiment?)

Am I too picky? I don't know. My issue is that I'm currently down to one willing Witch donor, and I've been subsisting off vials for the times when she's not available. Suffice it to say, it's driving me crazy. Is there anyone out there who'd be willing to strike up a trade of some sort? I get a nip at your neck, and you get... well, one of a few options?

It doesn't appear to hurt if the intent is not to harm, so you needn't worry about it being unpleasant. And if you're really on the fence, hells, I'll go the extra malm and romance you in the process if it damn well helps! I also do various crafts, so if you need something made or customized, I can do that in exchange.

Look, I know how stupid this all sounds, but I don't want to overtax my Bond partner any further, and I thought maybe the outreach would help. As intimidating as it seems, I promise it's not a huge ordeal. Please? Hash something out with me?

And while I'm here, an additional question: is it realistic to think non-vampires might frequent the vampire bar in town to get their rocks off on an odd fetish? Just... curious.