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[omnicrafter]

So, hi. I'm having a bit of a dilemma.

I had the lovely fortune of dying and rising as a vampire. Before you're taken aback by the prospect, no, I don't take blood from unwilling donors. (Damned if I wouldn't enjoy the thrill of the hunt if I could, though...) However, I'm not terribly fond of taking from a vial, either, except in emergencies. Even warmed up, it's just not as good. (Fellow vampires: is this a normal sentiment?)

Am I too picky? I don't know. My issue is that I'm currently down to one willing Witch donor, and I've been subsisting off vials for the times when she's not available. Suffice it to say, it's driving me crazy. Is there anyone out there who'd be willing to strike up a trade of some sort? I get a nip at your neck, and you get... well, one of a few options?

It doesn't appear to hurt if the intent is not to harm, so you needn't worry about it being unpleasant. And if you're really on the fence, hells, I'll go the extra malm and romance you in the process if it damn well helps! I also do various crafts, so if you need something made or customized, I can do that in exchange.

Look, I know how stupid this all sounds, but I don't want to overtax my Bond partner any further, and I thought maybe the outreach would help. As intimidating as it seems, I promise it's not a huge ordeal. Please? Hash something out with me?

And while I'm here, an additional question: is it realistic to think non-vampires might frequent the vampire bar in town to get their rocks off on an odd fetish? Just... curious.

Comments

[hoboagogo]

sorry, ain't my place to out him.

what's it matter, anyway? you that desperate?

[omnicrafter]

No, I just didn't realize it was a big deal... Plus, I don't really know who I'm looking for.

[hoboagogo]

I'm still not sure what you're looking for. Someone to eat or someone to fuck or both?

And it's less of a 'big deal' and more of 'its an asshole thing to go on about someones sex life on the network behind their back'

[omnicrafter]

Eh...

[Oof. Got her there.]

I guess if he's up for it, I don't mind making it a sexy thing. Makes the whole biting thing easier sometimes.

I'll go to the bar and ask around. Suffice it to say I'm terrible at anything that isn't direct flirting, though.

[hoboagogo]

then just go with direct flirting. im sure most people like that kinda thing.

but yeah. old teammate of mine was a vampire before he disappeared from here and it was kinda the same for him. got pretty riled up when taking blood. so i don't think its uncommon to wanna lay the people your drinking from.

[omnicrafter]

You really think so?

That's reassuring to hear. I thought maybe it was weird of me to want to blend the two, and I suppose it still is from an outside standpoint. But it is a very tactile process, so I guess it makes sense when you think about it...

[hoboagogo]

i mean it gets you right to the point, at least.

[he says even though this is ZERO PERCENT how he operates or ended up with a girlfriend. But, you know. Hindsight.]

yeah it ain't just you. it probably aint every vampire either, but i'm sure a bunchve them feel the same way. i didn't ask him a lot about it, but like you said, its a pretty close physical thing.

not sure if youd know but i've been wondering- is witch and monster and human blood different? or does it not matter.

[omnicrafter]

Witch blood has that magical property that makes it taste fantastic. Monster and human blood can sustain us, too, I believe, but therein lies the addictive quality. Or so I've heard.

I'm sure there's some basic difference between the three beyond the magical charge, but it may depend on the monster type, too. Like, a turnskin and a fae are probably going to have really different types, and perhaps different tastes as well... not that I've tried both to be able to tell you for certain yet.