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lance ([personal profile] loverboi) wrote in [community profile] aefenglom2020-05-05 08:19 am

video, un: lanceylance

Name: Lance
Date: 5/4
Format: Video

[ the video feed starts and reveals a boy with short brown hair and sharp teeth. yep, it’s ya boi, lancey lance. the background is nothing but a white wall with the corner of a pillow peeking out from the bottom of the frame. despite the dull background, lance’s smile is bright, eyes wide with enthusiasm. he grins toothily into the camera and gives a little wave just as he starts speaking. ]

What’s up, Aefenglom! Lance here, for those of you who don’t know me yet! I figured now would be the perfect time to take a survey since there’s a lot more of us here now — man, where did you all come from?

[ anyway. his expression shifts, and he frowns a little while squinting at the camera. ] I’m trying to prove a point so work with me here, alright?

[ there’s a dramatic clearing of his throat before he continues, showing his best smile. ]

The instructions are simple: When I say “Aefen”, you say “glom!” [ complete with little hand moves too, kinda like a dj scratching a record. ]

Aefen?
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video;

[personal profile] polterguide 2020-05-05 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Gl...Glom?

[Is he...is he seriously trying to rally up a cheer. Is that what's happening.]
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[personal profile] polterguide 2020-05-05 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
We're all out of oomph. Maybe in a little bit.

[Anyways, more important things.]

What...point are you trying to prove?
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[personal profile] polterguide 2020-05-05 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
What kind of person doesn't understand these instructions? Children do these cheers.

[Bailey has not met a child since they were a child, but they...think that's right, anyways.]
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[personal profile] polterguide 2020-05-05 07:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Do aliens not have cheerleaders?

[He didn't even say, explicitly, that they were aliens, but what else could "not from Earth" MEAN.

Anyways, that's not the point.]


But, yeah... They're pretty simple. Good luck proving that, I guess...?
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[personal profile] polterguide 2020-05-11 12:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I mean, I've never met an alien before so I don't know...

[Semantics.

Anyways, they shrug.]


You're welcome, I guess...