video, un: lanceylance

[loverboi]

Name: Lance
Date: 5/4
Format: Video

[ the video feed starts and reveals a boy with short brown hair and sharp teeth. yep, it’s ya boi, lancey lance. the background is nothing but a white wall with the corner of a pillow peeking out from the bottom of the frame. despite the dull background, lance’s smile is bright, eyes wide with enthusiasm. he grins toothily into the camera and gives a little wave just as he starts speaking. ]

What’s up, Aefenglom! Lance here, for those of you who don’t know me yet! I figured now would be the perfect time to take a survey since there’s a lot more of us here now — man, where did you all come from?

[ anyway. his expression shifts, and he frowns a little while squinting at the camera. ] I’m trying to prove a point so work with me here, alright?

[ there’s a dramatic clearing of his throat before he continues, showing his best smile. ]

The instructions are simple: When I say “Aefen”, you say “glom!” [ complete with little hand moves too, kinda like a dj scratching a record. ]

Aefen?

Comments

video

[plasticasshole]

...Glom?

[Is that it, did he win?]

[loverboi]

Holy Quiznak, thank you!

[ CONNOR THE MVP ]

See? Easy, right? This man over here’s a winner, ladies and gents.

un: taru | video

[seemstressed]

Glom!

_{[Haha. Lance. How cute. He must be bored.]}

Are you keeping well?

[loverboi]

Tataru! You’re the best!

[ he is pretty bored, not even gonna lie. ]

Yeah, I’m doing alright! Just kinda...helping around some buddies from home who showed up here. What about you?

Text; un: berniebear

[bravelyathome]

[Video and Voice are SO MUCH PRESSURE. So have a text, Lance.]

Glom!

[loverboi]

TY BERNIE!
you have no idea how helpful this is
for science, obviously

video. Im sorry you knew this was coming

[quintessent]

[It's kind of weird when she can hear him through the walls of their house but-]

Aefenglom!

[She did it with gusto at least.]

they can’t be friends anymore.

[loverboi]

[ hm. allura.........HM. ]

Nonono, Allura, you heard me right? I say “Aefen” and you only say “glom.” That’s the cheer.

un: ma - voice

[stopfen]

[There's a noise, clapping? A few seconds after the recording starts.]

It looks like someone already won, so I'll pass...

[loverboi]

[ he recognizes that voice and he is still salty from rugby (lance.) but he won’t let this go unanswered! ]

There’s no literal winner, Mikasa. Are you gonna do the cheer or what?

video;

[polterguide]

Gl...Glom?

[Is he...is he seriously trying to rally up a cheer. Is that what's happening.]

[loverboi]

That’s a good start! Now with a little more oomph.

[ HE...is and he isn’t. this is all for #science..... ]

audio; un: sasukeuchiha

[eyeforaneye]

What is wrong with you?

[ Why. ]

[loverboi]

Wh— c’mon, Sasuke! I thought we had a real bonding moment last month!

[ he’s like half-joking here ]

un: juzahyodo; voice

[sneaksweet]

... Glom.

You want me to answer the other question?

[loverboi]

Hey, Juza! Thanks for your participation, aaaand go for it, if you want. I was mostly just surprised at all the new people who showed up this month, but sure, why not?

un: fafnir | voice

[heartmunculus]

Glom... what was the point you were trying to prove?

I'm from the Reverse Side of the World.

[loverboi]

...Okay, hold up. Survey aside, is that actually the name of where you're from?

[ that. that's quite a name your place has there, buddy. ]

Video

[fiddlestick]

...Glom?

What point are you trying to prove?

[loverboi]

Oh, I'm just trying to show some of my buddies how the cheer's supposed to be done. They think I'm the weirdo for coming up with it, but look at how many people are doing it!

[ HE'S A WINNER!!! ]

[video] un: Dimitri

[boarddyd]

[He looks a bit too severe, like he's really concentrating?

This is his first video call... (and the angle's not great - like a 50 year old uber driver)]

...glom.

What an interesting way to improve morale.

[loverboi]

[ .........well. he looks familiar, and the only other time he remembers seeing someone kind of like him was in sylvain's memory. in which he was slaughtering and ripping people apart.

then he looks at the username and pauses, and puts two and two together. ah. ah.

there's a moment where he just pauses, but he quickly tries to brush it off and gives dimitri a grin. ]

First of all, Dimitri who may or may not be the Dimitri I'm thinking of, you nailed it! Second of all, it's totally working.

video, un: filament

[omnicrafter]

That's not a survey...

[loverboi]

Nonono, you're supposed to say glom.

[ he knows what she means, he's just being a shit, i'm so sorry. ]

video; un: keith

[marmoron]

[Just. Staring at this post for a good fucking minute before replying.]

Dude. What are you doing.

[loverboi]

Are you hearing all these responses, Keith? All these sweet, sweet responses of people doing the cheer the way it's supposed to be done.

[ HE'S PROVING A POINT!!! ]

video

[thejoyrider]

Glom!

[For recording this reply Marie even put on a new dress she just bought!]

Is it a good luck cheer?

[loverboi]

Looking good as always, Marie -- and it is now that you're here!

[ turning up the charm and all. as to be expected of his bondmate! ]

text | un: voidgear

[darkcharge]

Where did I come from? A graveyard.

[loverboi]

....so you're a ghost

[ to say nothing of the graveyard.... ]

video

[reluctantradiance]

Er... Glom?

[ Have a very confused-looking bird. Lance what are you doing ]

[loverboi]

Yuma! Yeah, that's it! Now say it again with more oomph.

[ do it for your buddy, buddy ]

un: shinykagari

[recklessbelief]

Glom!

[Complete with her raising a fist in the air! You could probably get this girl to do the wave, honestly. She lives for this kind of hype. Akko laughs.]

What was the point?

[loverboi]

Yes! You got it, Akko!

[ SEE GUYS. NOT EVERYONE'S SAYING IT ALL OUT OF CONFUSION. ]

I'm just trying to show a few buddies of mine that the cheer instructions are simple to follow! And you did it perfectly.

[wordsinthesoul]

Glom. [This… feels weird? Hm.]

Is this a common thing where you're from?

[loverboi]

You did it!

[ he'd clap if he weren't holding the phone right now! ]

And yeah, kind of! It's like a cheer, but I guess my friends just haven't really been exposed to this stuff before. It makes sense, considering some of them aren't even from the same planet as me -- where are you from?