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Name: Lance
Date: 5/4
Format: Video
[ the video feed starts and reveals a boy with short brown hair and sharp teeth. yep, it’s ya boi, lancey lance. the background is nothing but a white wall with the corner of a pillow peeking out from the bottom of the frame. despite the dull background, lance’s smile is bright, eyes wide with enthusiasm. he grins toothily into the camera and gives a little wave just as he starts speaking. ]
What’s up, Aefenglom! Lance here, for those of you who don’t know me yet! I figured now would be the perfect time to take a survey since there’s a lot more of us here now — man, where did you all come from?
[ anyway. his expression shifts, and he frowns a little while squinting at the camera. ] I’m trying to prove a point so work with me here, alright?
[ there’s a dramatic clearing of his throat before he continues, showing his best smile. ]
The instructions are simple: When I say “Aefen”, you say “glom!” [ complete with little hand moves too, kinda like a dj scratching a record. ]
Aefen?
Date: 5/4
Format: Video
[ the video feed starts and reveals a boy with short brown hair and sharp teeth. yep, it’s ya boi, lancey lance. the background is nothing but a white wall with the corner of a pillow peeking out from the bottom of the frame. despite the dull background, lance’s smile is bright, eyes wide with enthusiasm. he grins toothily into the camera and gives a little wave just as he starts speaking. ]
What’s up, Aefenglom! Lance here, for those of you who don’t know me yet! I figured now would be the perfect time to take a survey since there’s a lot more of us here now — man, where did you all come from?
[ anyway. his expression shifts, and he frowns a little while squinting at the camera. ] I’m trying to prove a point so work with me here, alright?
[ there’s a dramatic clearing of his throat before he continues, showing his best smile. ]
The instructions are simple: When I say “Aefen”, you say “glom!” [ complete with little hand moves too, kinda like a dj scratching a record. ]
Aefen?
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[ HE'S PROVING A POINT!!! ]
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[ are they really, though. citation needed. ]
'Sides, I'm not actually trying to start a cheer. Like I said, I'm trying to prove a point, and it's working.
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[CALLING YOU OUT.]
And what point are you trying to make?
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[ he's reaching at this point, god dammit lance. ]
You remember the Voltron cheer I tried to teach you, right?
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[So there???]
The one where I just say "Voltron" and then we all get to move on with our lives? Yeah, what about it.
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[ there...there really isn't any. well, maybe there's some from a few people and keith's mostly right but still-- ]
Nono, that's not how it works. You do the cheer right and then we all move on with our lives.
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[It's more rhetorical than anything because he doesn't really care how Lance attempts to spin that, but like hell that was going to escape commentary.]
And look, it was a dumb cheer and I improved it for you by making it more efficient. You should be thanking me.
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[ these two are ridiculous. allura, please keep these boys in line. ]
I can't with you sometimes, man.
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I already told you, Lance. I was making it more efficient. That automatically makes the cheer better.
[A beat.]
What do you mean you can't with me sometimes anyway? You're the one trying to call me stupid.