video, un: lanceylance

[loverboi]

Name: Lance
Date: 5/4
Format: Video

[ the video feed starts and reveals a boy with short brown hair and sharp teeth. yep, it’s ya boi, lancey lance. the background is nothing but a white wall with the corner of a pillow peeking out from the bottom of the frame. despite the dull background, lance’s smile is bright, eyes wide with enthusiasm. he grins toothily into the camera and gives a little wave just as he starts speaking. ]

What’s up, Aefenglom! Lance here, for those of you who don’t know me yet! I figured now would be the perfect time to take a survey since there’s a lot more of us here now — man, where did you all come from?

[ anyway. his expression shifts, and he frowns a little while squinting at the camera. ] I’m trying to prove a point so work with me here, alright?

[ there’s a dramatic clearing of his throat before he continues, showing his best smile. ]

The instructions are simple: When I say “Aefen”, you say “glom!” [ complete with little hand moves too, kinda like a dj scratching a record. ]

Aefen?

Comments

[loverboi]

[ he recognizes that voice and he is still salty from rugby (lance.) but he won’t let this go unanswered! ]

There’s no literal winner, Mikasa. Are you gonna do the cheer or what?

[stopfen]

[There's a small hum. Unfazed. Lance why did you call Connor a winner if there's no winner? Poor Connor.]

Gggg- [drawing it out ] -lem.

[Yes.]

[loverboi]

.....

[ just this face.... ]

I can't tell if you're being serious or if you're actually pulling my leg.

[stopfen]

Oh. [That was not a remotely surprised 'oh', just completely dull.] You still have those?


...What are you doing anyway?

[loverboi]

Yes, Mikasa, I have legs. Two of them, actually.

[ stares into the camera... ]

I'm proving to my friends that the instructions of the cheer aren't hard to follow, and you're not helping.

[stopfen]

[Congrats Lance, you get one(1!!) whole gigglesnort.]

Nice to know the number, some people here have eight.

...Cheers? Aren't they those things you need the pompoms for? That's what I was told before.