lonewanderer: (☢ speak up.)
that crazy kid from vault 101. ([personal profile] lonewanderer) wrote in [community profile] aefenglom2019-06-07 09:31 am

text | feeling like a freak on a leash

Name: Lex
Date: June 7th
Format: text

anyone know how turning into a monster will affect body modifications? or how the modifications might affect turning into a monster?

i think i'm growing claws
spaghettimonster: (WHY DOES SOMEONE AS GREAT AS ME...)

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[personal profile] spaghettimonster 2019-07-01 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[Super uncomfortable and how, just ask him about that dream. (Do not ask him about the dream).]

THANKS! I'M HOPING THE SAME!!!
THEY TALKED LIKE IT'S DEFINITELY NOT GOING TO HAPPEN, AND THEY SOUNDED PRETTY CONFIDENT...
ESPECIALLY SINCE MY BROTHER'S HERE FOR COMPARISON.
AND HE HAS THE MAGIC.
TALK ABOUT INJUSTICE.
I'M GOING TO HAVE TO ENCOURAGE HIM TO DO COOL THINGS WITH IT FOR ME.
spaghettimonster: (I CAN ALMOST TASTE MY FUTURE POPULARITY!)

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[personal profile] spaghettimonster 2019-07-05 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
EH, JUST ABOUT.
I FOUND HIM A LITTLE WHILE AFTER I STUMBLED OUT OF THAT MIRROR ROOM...
OR MAYBE HE FOUND ME, IT'S A LITTLE FUZZY.


[That first hour or so was when he first saw the stars, after all. And then that pulling drew them to the room with the chairs and the meeting and all the summaries of what had happened. It was a busy night for a skeleton's memory.]

AND, LOADS OF THINGS!
I WOULD SHOW YOU MINE, BUT, THAT'S OUT.
SO IMAGINE IMPRESSIVE ARRAYS OF BONES, BOBBING AND WEAVING THROUGH THE AIR, WAVE AFTER WAVE...
ARRANGED SO PRECISELY THAT I SPELL OUT WORDS LIKE IT'S NOTHING.
AND MAGIC HERE SEEMS EVEN MORE VERSATILE THAN WHERE I'M FROM.
THE SAME PERSON MIGHT MAKE FIREWORKS, GROW FLOWERS, AND CARVE ICE SCULPTURES...
IMAGINE THE COOL SELF PORTRAITURE THEY COULD WRIT LARGE UPON THE WORLD.
I BET THE BRIGHT WALL WOULD BE IMPROVED BY A BRIGHT SMILING FACE OF A SKELETON WHO BELIEVES IN THEM.
spaghettimonster: (UNDYNE WILL BE REALLY PROUD OF ME!!)

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[personal profile] spaghettimonster 2019-07-06 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
THE IMPORTANT THING IS, WE'RE ALL IMPROVING NOW.

[Aside from the part where they maybe are growing claws and fur and scales and such. Though, maybe some call that an improvement.]

BUT, OH MY GOD, NO,
THEY'RE NOT -MY- BONES. EW.
THEY'RE JUST BONES I MADE BECAUSE MAKING BONES WAS WAY EASIER THAN ANYTHING ELSE.
WHEN WE MEET UP, I CAN SHOW YOU SOME!
I HAD A FEW TUCKED AWAY FOR A RAINY DAY, AND THEY HAVEN'T DISPERSED YET.
spaghettimonster: (DOG 2)

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[personal profile] spaghettimonster 2019-07-10 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
OH MY GOD, PLEASE DON'T LEAD INTO A BONER JOKE.

YOU CAN SHOW MY YOUR CLAWS...
TO DEMONSTRATE THAT THE INDUSTRIAL NAIL CLIPPERS ARE CLIPPING AS INTENDED.

IF THEY DON'T WORK, I'LL NEED TO DOUBLEDOWN THAT SEARCH!
spaghettimonster: (YOU'RE BLUE NOW)

[text] given how far after we've gotten, would you rather we handwave or backtag the delivery?

[personal profile] spaghettimonster 2019-07-10 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
OH. THEN, I'M SORRY FOR ASSUMING!
I'VE JUST HEARD THEM ALL, SO MANY TIMES.

IT'S A PLAN! I'LL LET YOU KNOW WHEN I FIND SOME.
spaghettimonster: (BROTHERLY SUPPORT)

[text] how about a backtagged snowball fight? i'm trying to catch up with july before Moon & Plot

[personal profile] spaghettimonster 2019-07-16 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
YOU HAVE NO IDEA.

[He grew up with Sans, who goes for the easiest, most obnoxious skeleton puns imaginable - and seemingly for the sake of riling Papyrus. Boner jokes aren't common with him, but there were times during his teenage years...]
spaghettimonster: arrt-jim-lad (I THE GREAT PONTIFICATOR)

[text] excellent o/\o

[personal profile] spaghettimonster 2019-07-17 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
OH, BELIEVE ME,
THERE IS NOTHING I CAN PROMISE MORE.