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[whydogs]

Anyone here able to talk to dogs?

Kind of wondering what it is they have to say.

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[scatmaam]

Technically



you talk to one every day.

[whydogs]

Holy shit does that make me a dog fucker, too.

[scatmaam]

I ought to put that whip tongue of yours to better use.

[whydogs]

You have my attention.

[scatmaam]

Maybe later. For the moment, I can't help but ask what brought about such an unusual inquiry in the first place.

[whydogs]

The dogs back home are smart enough that you can talk to them, and they can even have jobs.

I wanted to see what the ones here were like.

[scatmaam]

Disappointing in comparison, I imagine.

[whydogs]

Definitely haven't seen any holding a steady job, here.

I guess that's just how things are, but it's kind of weird.

[scatmaam]

But I wonder if this is why you've such a fondness for me. Soft for dogs, are you?

[whydogs]

I'm actually more of a cat person. But I think I might be having a change of heart.

And I love you because I think you're amazing.

[The sex is great, too.]

[scatmaam]

Well I can take some pride in being an exception, then, my bonny girl.

[whydogs]

Hey, I just wanted to say.

I like it.

When you call me that.

[scatmaam]

I'll make a note to try to do so more often.