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[whydogs]

Anyone here able to talk to dogs?

Kind of wondering what it is they have to say.

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[rightfoot]

I used to talk to dogs all of the time at home.

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[taciturnly]

Talk to, yes.

They bark back.

( is lan wangji actually making a joke. please just. blame his bonded for........whatever this is. )

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[wylderrant]

I could make the attempt.

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[long_live_the_queen]

I can talk to my hyenas. They even answer back sometimes

not sure if they count though

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[whydogs]

What did they have to say?

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[whydogs]

You're not sure?

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[whydogs]

I say it counts.

What kind of conversations do you all have?

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[wylderrant]

Well, I imagine they're quite a lot like other animals, I've just never talked to one before...

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[whydogs]

Does any of it make sense to you? I'm trying to see what the dogs here are like.

[long_live_the_queen]

"don't attack Maria's horse" "what's in your mouth" "do you understand" "who's been by lately"

Sometimes they answer back right

sometimes they get stuck on saying yes-no a lot because they know it annoys me

or they get too excited when I'm going to feed them and just make squealing noises instead of words

[taciturnly]

Your purpose?

[scatmaam]

Technically



you talk to one every day.

[whydogs]

Holy shit does that make me a dog fucker, too.

[whydogs]

Dogs back home can talk and have jobs.

But they're a pain in the ass to talk to.

[whydogs]

They already sound more interesting than the dogs I dealt with back home.

[whydogs]

Wish I could say the same.

[long_live_the_queen]

why?

you get bit or something?

[scatmaam]

I ought to put that whip tongue of yours to better use.

[wylderrant]

Bad experience with dogs?

[whydogs]

You have my attention.

[scatmaam]

Maybe later. For the moment, I can't help but ask what brought about such an unusual inquiry in the first place.

[whydogs]

The kind I'll never forget.

[whydogs]

I, uh, had to serve drinks to a bunch of dogs across an entire weekend.

By myself.

[whydogs]

The dogs back home are smart enough that you can talk to them, and they can even have jobs.

I wanted to see what the ones here were like.

[wylderrant]

Oh dear. Do elaborate.