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[whydogs]

Anyone here able to talk to dogs?

Kind of wondering what it is they have to say.

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[wylderrant]

Oh dear. Do elaborate.

[whydogs]

Serving alcohol to dogs across an entire weekend by myself.

Our bar's bathroom never smelled the same again.

[wylderrant]

But you couldn't talk to them?

How did you take their orders?

[whydogs]

I did talk to them. We could have a conversation no problem.

But ones here doesn't seem to be capable of that with me.

[wylderrant]

You're not a faun, are you?

[whydogs]

No, but I could talk to the ones back home.

Here, not so much.

[wylderrant]

Ah, I see.

Here, fauns can talk to dogs with practice, but most others can't.

[whydogs]

The dogs back home are smart enough to even have jobs.

[wylderrant]

That's rather impressive. Are they decent customers?

[whydogs]

Not really.

[wylderrant]

Unfortunate...

Well, I think the turnskins here are rather more friendly on the whole.

[whydogs]

Good to know.

Already have enough to deal with without worrying about some assholes.