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[nemuru]

Name: Ritsu Sakuma
Date: 06/08
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heya
its ritsu
think im bunny but have wings and scales
cant fly but am very itchy
grew after i took some meds from leeches tho
any1 else have this exp
(prob like ppl who dont do magic things) (coz they were like monsters only) (have a tail since last month so i count)
or does any1 have cures for itchy scales
and feathers
and wings that suck and dont do anything but look kinda cute
thx in adv
bye bye

ps come by rose bush
they have pretty flowers
im advertising for them n think i get paid better if ppl actually say it worked

Comments

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[clickclickbang]

bunny =/= wings and scales dude

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[nemuru]

maybe bunnies here have them
u ever seen a magic bunny before

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[bombingking]

bunnies dont have wings or scales you dumbass

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[fifty]

if you've got wings and scales and feathers why do you think you're a bunny?
do you have a bunny tail?

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[clickclickbang]

seen bunnies here dude

they're just bunnies

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[fifty]

i mean rabbit

[He is an Adult.]

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[nemuru]

heya barky~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
thanks for the hot tip ♪♥♪♥♪♥♪♥♪♥♪♥♪♥♪♥♪♥♪♥♪♥♪♥♪♥♪♥♪
but yknow i said (typed) (w e) they grew after meds
so either it woke up magic bunnies-with-scales-and-wings genes
or its a side effect
im betting first one
sounds cooler
itchy but cool
mayb one day theyll work n ill fly around

[nemuru]

[ EMBRACE THE BUNNY, AMERICA. ]

yeah i do
wanna see

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[nemuru]

different species of bunny
a scaley feathery bunny
a birdbitile

[ god he's not even serious. ]

[fifty]

[He loves bunnies... But no it must be a secret!]

nah I believe you
it's weird to just ask someone to show me their butt lol
but idk maybe you're some other monster instead?

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[clickclickbang]

dude

some of us are going through these legit changes

stop being an ass

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[nemuru]

which one are you
feathers
scales
bunny

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[clickclickbang]

fur

un: cutback

[kaowont]

uh, ... what? you just took it?
without even asking about the side effects??
or like, reading the packaging?

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[unlightmusic]

[....

Suzu has to take a moment to reread this more than once for a variety of reasons, but finally:]

are you a fucking idiot

[nemuru]

you werent asking i was offering
getting rly technical
but fair
n maybe
hope it actually flies tho
sucks to have wings and theyre just useless
wonder if this is how penguins feel

[nemuru]

?
no
y would i
its just medicine
prob has the same effects as anything else
cancer n death n vomiting

[nemuru]

[ SUZU, ]

no im getting paid
wanna buy a piano before the month ends
between these jobs and what i did last month should have enough for a rly nice one

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[nemuru]

is that all
no cute animal attributes
cat ears or dog ears like in anime
sucks if true at least my tail wiggles

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[clickclickbang]

pretty sure I'm growing a tail

no dog ears just pointy ones

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[nemuru]

ok
quick question
howre you gonna deal w it
kind uncomfy to wear pants so was considering wearing skirts
dont rly wanna spend money on specially tailored clothes
already kinda not digging having to go shirtless w the wing thing bc of that

[wylderrant]

Reasonably sure rabbits don't have scales.

[nemuru]

only reasonably
u think mayb they might b able to

[unlightmusic]

no dumbass
i meant that bunny =/= scales or wings
and u just went and took some weirdass medicine
and ur treating all of that like its nbd
thanks for proving my point tho

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[clickclickbang]

probs tailored pants

no one wants me in a skirt