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[nemuru]

Name: Ritsu Sakuma
Date: 06/08
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heya
its ritsu
think im bunny but have wings and scales
cant fly but am very itchy
grew after i took some meds from leeches tho
any1 else have this exp
(prob like ppl who dont do magic things) (coz they were like monsters only) (have a tail since last month so i count)
or does any1 have cures for itchy scales
and feathers
and wings that suck and dont do anything but look kinda cute
thx in adv
bye bye

ps come by rose bush
they have pretty flowers
im advertising for them n think i get paid better if ppl actually say it worked

Comments

[nemuru]

you werent asking i was offering
getting rly technical
but fair
n maybe
hope it actually flies tho
sucks to have wings and theyre just useless
wonder if this is how penguins feel

[fifty]

nah I think penguins are just funny and happy all the time
maybe your wings will get bigger later

[nemuru]

dunno if i hope so or not
theyre sort of a pain w the clothing thing
i dont like shopping but i dont think im allowed to live naked

[fifty]

you can just get someone to cut holes in your shirts
like a tailor so it looks okay
or just do it yourself if you want

[nemuru]

if this is a temporary thing coz of the meds then id just be ruinin clothes tho

[fifty]

the meds here can cause side effects like growing wings?

[nemuru]

some of em
they didnt say it did but i shoulda guess itd have side effects since like every med does
at least it wasnt like
death

[fifty]

yeah but that's still weird
they should put side effects like that in big print

[nemuru]

maybe theyre testing for side effects

[fifty]

if they are you better be getting paid, dude

[nemuru]

im
500 cunes or w e i think it was

[fifty]

isn't that like five dollars or something like that

[nemuru]

[ ........ ]

i think its by hour
i hope it is
i still think thats probably worse pay than what i get if i part timed back home tho
not that i rly need to there
got other stuff to do

[fifty]

I don't think this place has invented minimum wage yet
but we don't need to pay for our own houses here so that helps

[nemuru]

thats tru
prob the best part abt bein here
free housing
kinda makes me feel like im jst hoardin money tho like a dragon
workin to smth impt tho
whatre u doin w ur money

[fifty]

hoarding it like a dragon cause I am a dragon
but actually I'm saving up for cool magic gloves

[nemuru]

fufun
better not get too close to me then mr dragon
im a knight and u know what knights do to dragons ♪
kinda always wondered if they rly deserved it
but then again most dragons end up bein evil huh

[fifty]

that's just stories
I'm a HEROIC dragon!
no kidnapping princesses or hoarding stolen gold here

[nemuru]

what if the princess was rly pretty
or it was a rly pretty prince

[fifty]

kidnapping is still bad so they're safe

[nemuru]

what if kidnapping them was a way 2 save them from smth worse

[fifty]

then its not kidnapping its rescuing them