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[nemuru]

Name: Ritsu Sakuma
Date: 06/08
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heya
its ritsu
think im bunny but have wings and scales
cant fly but am very itchy
grew after i took some meds from leeches tho
any1 else have this exp
(prob like ppl who dont do magic things) (coz they were like monsters only) (have a tail since last month so i count)
or does any1 have cures for itchy scales
and feathers
and wings that suck and dont do anything but look kinda cute
thx in adv
bye bye

ps come by rose bush
they have pretty flowers
im advertising for them n think i get paid better if ppl actually say it worked

Comments

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[clickclickbang]

bunny =/= wings and scales dude

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[nemuru]

maybe bunnies here have them
u ever seen a magic bunny before

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[clickclickbang]

seen bunnies here dude

they're just bunnies

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[bombingking]

bunnies dont have wings or scales you dumbass

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[nemuru]

heya barky~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
thanks for the hot tip ♪♥♪♥♪♥♪♥♪♥♪♥♪♥♪♥♪♥♪♥♪♥♪♥♪♥♪♥♪
but yknow i said (typed) (w e) they grew after meds
so either it woke up magic bunnies-with-scales-and-wings genes
or its a side effect
im betting first one
sounds cooler
itchy but cool
mayb one day theyll work n ill fly around

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[fifty]

if you've got wings and scales and feathers why do you think you're a bunny?
do you have a bunny tail?

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[fifty]

i mean rabbit

[He is an Adult.]

un: cutback

[kaowont]

uh, ... what? you just took it?
without even asking about the side effects??
or like, reading the packaging?

[nemuru]

?
no
y would i
its just medicine
prob has the same effects as anything else
cancer n death n vomiting

text; un: Suzu Kuromori

[unlightmusic]

[....

Suzu has to take a moment to reread this more than once for a variety of reasons, but finally:]

are you a fucking idiot

[nemuru]

[ SUZU, ]

no im getting paid
wanna buy a piano before the month ends
between these jobs and what i did last month should have enough for a rly nice one

[wylderrant]

Reasonably sure rabbits don't have scales.

[nemuru]

only reasonably
u think mayb they might b able to

[youkoso]

ragnarok stacy ? ??? ? ? why didn't you contact your o knee chin right away
you didn't telekinesis me any of these things are you hurt anywhere i did ask you to inform me of any physical oddities and challenges from the norm
i'll be at your address post haste with cream for irrigation if you try to hide i'll move into with you and your friends

[nemuru]

[ HE E HATES YOU S O MUCH time to figure out a good distraction, ]

nvm feel fine no worries niichan

[ipseite]

If anyone has proposed anything you've found useful for itching similar to scales I would be very grateful to know.

[nemuru]

not rly
anija mentioned he had cream so mayb itd work
wonder if its like for bug bites
neway u growin scales 2

text; un: katsuragi

[topslug]

You said it happened after you took the medicine, so is it possible they’re linked? Did you ask what it was supposed to do?

[nemuru]

[ YAKO, HIS GIRL, ]

might b but most ppl wanna tell me bunnies dont have scales or wings
which i knew but also consider like
maybe they do here
(they dont)
neway nah i didnt mostly coz they told me it was to help ppl w going out in the sun
i told em i was bad w that n they were happy to have me try it out since theres vampires in the city too
i dont feel any better abt bein in the sun tho

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[scaling]

I've been testing out their meds too.
No wings or scales but I did turn different colors.

[nemuru]

wish that were me i could handl diff colors
might even be fun to have red hair or somethin
whats been ur fave so far

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[guillotine]

Ritsu, there's a drawer in the kitchen with bags and vials of powder. The vial closest to the far-right edge of the drawer has what you need. Mix half of the contents with water and apply it to the scales. It'll numb the area.

Do not use more than half.

[nemuru]

uwah hadachan ur the best
what happens if u use more than half tho do u know

[ can he find out on his own. ]

[littlemperor]

do you have ears

[, please]

[nemuru]

[ wh ]

not yet