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[nemuru]

Name: Ritsu Sakuma
Date: 06/08
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heya
its ritsu
think im bunny but have wings and scales
cant fly but am very itchy
grew after i took some meds from leeches tho
any1 else have this exp
(prob like ppl who dont do magic things) (coz they were like monsters only) (have a tail since last month so i count)
or does any1 have cures for itchy scales
and feathers
and wings that suck and dont do anything but look kinda cute
thx in adv
bye bye

ps come by rose bush
they have pretty flowers
im advertising for them n think i get paid better if ppl actually say it worked

Comments

[littlemperor]

[!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

like, from what he remembers ritsu's stuff isn't Great looking, but mao's always assured them that it tastes way better than it looks... and like, it's fine.]

ya~y!
thank you, ritsu-senpai!
you're not that bad of a guy after all!

[just, make sure you send him an address, he's gonna be right over..!!!!]

[nemuru]

[ oh yeah, that........... he will, no problems; it's one of the fancy houses, sort of resembling a castle. to spare tori the trouble of dealing with his housemates coming in, he'll have limped his dumbass over to sitting out on the steps to wait.

limped, because there's scales growing on his left ankle, and he ignored nel's warning not to use more than half of the medicine she pointed out to him and he's lost all physical sensation in the damn thing. temporarily, hopefully. ]

He~ya, Pinky. [ once he sees tori, ] Surprised you didn't lose your way.

[littlemperor]

[hm............... tori dislikes that it's so fancy, because he and his housemates have one of the Better Choices, but it's not. this. this is like, more the luxury he's used to (if historically western) and he's more than a little peeved. god.

he otherwise has king with him, because he needed to take his dog on a walk anyway and this is a fine route. just, oh though, 'cause he really does have scales doesn't he.]

That's Tori-sama to you, if you're really gonna be casual, or just Himemiya-sama otherwise. And of course not! King wouldn't let me, would you boy?

[no, he wouldn't... well, not that king knows the way anyway, but tori's sort of used to how things are set up by now.]

Anyway, you're looking well for someone who's turning into a rabbit with scales and wings.

[nemuru]

[ oh, hey, king ♪ he's giving the doggo a wave he~ya ]

You're lookin' not-blown-up, so I guess that's good. [ guess so. ritsu pulls out one of his wings, letting the downy feathers show off before he drops it again and it curls back against his back. ] Wanna try some of that medicine~? I'm kinda interested in seein' what it does to someone like you.

[littlemperor]

[wags tail..!!! he~ya




also that wing was kind of cool. he wishes he had wings. it reminds him that he remembers someone had wings in one of those more lucid dreams, but the face escapes him, h.]

Ugh, forget it. I'm not gonna take anything from you, senpai.

[he doesn't want to see but i do.]

Just invite me in for tea and cookies. It's rude to keep your guest waiting, you know? Be a better host. ♪

[nemuru]

We're gonna sit outside. Me and my roommates don't really like having guests in. [ ........half a lie, but he is Not Risking tori meeting anyone.

besides, he has the cookies with him. it takes some turning around, but he'll present them. ]

They're chocolate chip. [ with frosting and candy on them. sugar sugar. ] Fufu... Enjoy. ♪

[littlemperor]

[oh............................................... god.

they look so creepy. not as bad as they Could be, tori guesses, but the lack of realism is offputting in its own way. warily, they approach the other, and he takes one of the cookies and stares at it.

(it stares back.)]

Ugh. I'm sure it's not bad, but did you have to make it look like an eyeball~?

[if he...... breaks it in half, it isn't so bad, so he does that.... now it's just half an eyeball, which is better somehow. it's easier to nibble on like this too, just a taste test.]

[nemuru]

[ despite its looks it is the BEST DAMN CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE HE'S EVER HAD. that's just the power of ritsu's baking skills. ]

You and ev~eryone else has an issue with my decorating skills... You know, my older brother thinks I'm real talented with this kinda thing. [ hmph..!! he's quite proud of that too, ] Tasty though, right? Fufun... There's a reason my cake won that competition at the beginning of the school year. ♪

[littlemperor]

[this is the best damn chocolate chip cookie he's ever had.

it takes all of tori's willpower not to shove it in his mouth, given he knows this will be his one and only, so he just. takes off pieces of it with his fingers and eats it that way, face flushed with delight and a soft hum in his throat.]

... Ugh, I hate to admit it, but it really is delicious~. Why're you going to our school when you could be doing this instead? I know a few families [including his own] that'd definitely take you in if you offered this to them.

[like, appearances aside.]

[nemuru]

[ mmm, well. ]

Not really interested in that kinda thing. [ vague answer, vague wave of his hand. ] It's a lot more effort than you think, too... Compared to all that, being an idol's a lot easier.

[littlemperor]

[huh...]

Mm~. Okay, I guess I'll take your word for it... I've never made anything like that, so I don't really get how it could be... Is it fun? Katsuragi-san seems like she likes it.

[nemuru]

[ thank u black tea for retconning my last tag but its fine, i can work w it, its good ]

...Yeah, it is a lot of fun. [ despite the effort, apparently- ] Putting it all together, watching it rise, the smell...♪ The only thing better than a perfectly baked cake is fresh, warm blood.

[ :3c ]

And then there's decorating... Fufu, that's the best part.

[littlemperor]

[that was so relatable until. that.]

Ugh, putting your comment on blood aside, that does sound nice. Do you always decorate like it's Halloween?