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[nemuru]

Name: Ritsu Sakuma
Date: 06/08
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heya
its ritsu
think im bunny but have wings and scales
cant fly but am very itchy
grew after i took some meds from leeches tho
any1 else have this exp
(prob like ppl who dont do magic things) (coz they were like monsters only) (have a tail since last month so i count)
or does any1 have cures for itchy scales
and feathers
and wings that suck and dont do anything but look kinda cute
thx in adv
bye bye

ps come by rose bush
they have pretty flowers
im advertising for them n think i get paid better if ppl actually say it worked

Comments

[nemuru]

[ HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM ]

yeah
u want a cookie? can save u som

[ yeah ]

[guillotine]

I would love a cookie. Thank you.

[ she will toss it the moment he isn't looking ]

If I returned home this minute and looked in the drawer I told you to check, how much of the powder would be left?

[nemuru]

[ DON'T DO THAT, HIS BAKES ARE GOD'S GIFT TO MANKIND... ]

little less than half
accidentally spilled some
cleaned it up tho
sry

[ #excuse ]

[guillotine]

[ THERE IT IS ]

It's fine, of course. Just glad you told me.




Now I know how much to add to the cost of flour.

[nemuru]

[ much better than admitting he went against her instructions............ ha. ]

thats fine
if i pay u a little extra can i get u to stop bein patronizin too or is that priceless

[guillotine]

[ Confessing to a smaller crime to avoid blame for a larger one. Ah, a classic. Nel would grudgingly respect his tactics if she only knew. ]

You couldn't afford it.

[nemuru]

[ One day, he'll tell her. Probably when he isn't living with her anymore. And they're worlds away. Through some kind of, like, multidimensional telephone or something like that. ]

good 2 kno
do u have a favorite body part
these are all gonna be eyes otherwise

[guillotine]

[ bold of him to assume it would be her first time bridging two dimensions...

but also she doesn't know what the fuck to say; favorite body part? this sounds Sexual ]

Hands are... well enough?

[nemuru]

[ some cookies are going to look like this now i guess ]

k ty

[guillotine]

[ this reply doesn't happen because nel assumes the conversation is over, but she quietly burns every single horrible finger cookie and bakes ritsu replacements that look like thanksgiving turkey cutouts. ]

[nemuru]

[ NO ONE RESPECTS HIS ART............ NO ONE........ ]