text; un: anonymous

[battlebound]

Name: Anon!
Date: 29/06
Format: Text

Where do people go on dates in this blasted city?

[ Well, Aef? Please enlighten the romance-averse anonymous how he can woo a man beat his rival at romance. ]

Comments

Text un: sylphid

[sylphid]

rooftops.

[battlebound]

The whole date? That's cheap!

[ Red Wine would kick his ass into the river if he made that the whole date. But... that's... actually not bad as a facet of a larger date, though. ]

[sylphid]

why? we both enjoy traversing rooftops. If it’s fun who cares about money spent?

[battlebound]

[ If Steak was trying to impress himself, he'd agree with this. But he isn't, and he knows well enough that Red Wine would want something more... elaborate. ]

A cheap date won't be impressive enough.

[sylphid]

having to impress someone is dumb.

[battlebound]

You might be right, but it's the win condition.

[sylphid]

so you have to impress them to date them? doesn't sound worth it at all.

[battlebound]

[ As if he even wants to date Red Wine! ]

Have you never wanted to prove someone wrong?

[sylphid]

not someone i want to date.

[battlebound]

Well, it's different for me.

[ Competition and arguing are their bread and butter, after all.

But is this... Steak not denying that he wants to date Red Wine? ]

We're competitive.

[sylphid]

you're two children.

[battlebound]

We are not.

[ Yeah. So proving your argument there, Steak. ]

[sylphid]

where’s your babysitter

[battlebound]

[ On Tierra. ]

I don't have a babysitter.

[sylphid]

unsupervised children are a hazard to themselves and others.

[battlebound]

Do you have one?

[ God, he's so bad at this for someone who's so argumentative. ]