text; un: anonymous

[battlebound]

Name: Anon!
Date: 29/06
Format: Text

Where do people go on dates in this blasted city?

[ Well, Aef? Please enlighten the romance-averse anonymous how he can woo a man beat his rival at romance. ]

Comments

Text un: sylphid

[sylphid]

rooftops.

[battlebound]

The whole date? That's cheap!

[ Red Wine would kick his ass into the river if he made that the whole date. But... that's... actually not bad as a facet of a larger date, though. ]

text; un: xXx_tWiStEd_MiNd_xXx

[morbide]

Good question! besides festivals,I haven't goneo n any dates really. But I've thought of a few places, in my woosome wisdom. Besides getting bonded at the coven. Wanna hear them?

[battlebound]

[ Woosome... wisdom.

He's going to regret this, isn't he? ]

That's why I asked.

un: ma - text

[stopfen]

Didn't they just have a festival around this stuff?

[battlebound]

They didn't do a good job of it.

[ Nobody wants to know what happens if you shove Steak and Red Wine into a tiny boat, let's be honest. ]

text | un: ashlock

[silverhands]

How about the sparring range? Or if that feels too formal, maybe just take some weapons out to the Wilde and team up?

[Simon's idea of a date is perhaps not quite what most people might think of.]

[battlebound]

[ Simon, date him please. That's exactly what Steak would like in a date. ]

We do that enough as it is. I need something different.

text; un: cherrypit

[polterguide]

You could go to a theater and see a show?

[battlebound]

[ thaNK YOU BAILEY ]

That's not a bad idea... Do you know if there's an opera performing?

[ Yes, they're Fancy. ]

text; un: reddeer

[rightfoot]

I'm starting to think we need to write an FAQ for dating here.

Besides, what's good us may not be good for you. Do you not know what they like?

[battlebound]

[ Yes, yes you do, Louis. ]

Of course I do. Does that mean I'm not allowed to ask for recommendations?!

text; private (directly to Steak, despite anon)

[judgementor]

Subtlety continues to elude you, I see.

[battlebound]

What's your problem?!

[ He's trying to do something nice, gosh. ]

un: vivelafrance

[thejoyrider]

Shopping district? Or... how about Diplomatea?

[The Festival of Love might be long over but Diplomatea remains a good date spot]

Your significant other and you can also come to my place and we can all have tea together!

[Yes, she did absolutely write that in all seriousness in a response to an anon post]

[battlebound]

[ M-Marie... ]

Do you run a cafe?

[ Though, all things considered, shopping... could work. If Steak didn't think that sounded like his own personal hell. ]

text; un: noctgar

[eluci]

Restaurants. Cafés.

[He hasn't been on anything he'd consider a date recently.]

[battlebound]

And? Which ones are good?

[ And then, a moment later; ]

Besides DiplomaTea.

video; un: f*ckingusername

[fuckingpassw0rd]

Bars.

[What, did you mean romantic? Yeah, also bars.]

[battlebound]

[ TASTE. ]

And which would you recommend?

text; un: dunscaith

[scatmaam]

A bar fight can make a wonderful date, with the right circumstances.

[battlebound]

I'm looking for something we haven't done before.

[ Sorry about those plates, random bar owner back on Tierra. ]

un: mozart

[fordeath]

A concert!

Oh, and I'm obliged to second the theater suggestion, of course.

[battlebound]

That's a good suggestion.

[ Admittedly, when you compare to some of the conversations he's had here... the bar is not very high. ]

Do you know of any?

anon back, text?!

[fordola]

Don't know.

I don't even know where to take friends.

[battlebound]

There are good bars by the harbor. And DiplomaTea.

un: PrincessAllura

[quintessent]

If this is your first date, clearly any public location should suffice. Perhaps the city center or the steps of parliament?

[battlebound]

[ Well, it's actually a halfway sensible suggestion. ]

Surely that can't be the whole thing.

[ It could be a start, though. ]

text | un:wwxwashere

[weiward]

what about that new shop? the dragon one. that should make for an unforgettable date.

oh my god please... no. he's not strong enough for it.

[battlebound]

ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!!

[ That's almost as bad as suggesting he take Red Wine anywhere near the coven. He's not embarrassing himself like that. ]

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[marmoron]

[ Anon because obviously he has zero interest in this subject matter. ]

are you asking anonymously because you don't want your date to find out you couldn't come up with any ideas of your own?

[battlebound]

I didn't want to be questioned on who I'm taking out.

[ He could hardly be surprised that Red Wine sussed him out in a second. ]

text | un: wangxian

[taciturnly]

The library. ( WELP. )

[battlebound]

You spend your dates in silence?

[ Isn't talking supposed to happen on them? ]