text; un: anonymous

[battlebound]

Name: Anon!
Date: 29/06
Format: Text

Where do people go on dates in this blasted city?

[ Well, Aef? Please enlighten the romance-averse anonymous how he can woo a man beat his rival at romance. ]

Comments

[battlebound]

One.

[ So far. He just wants it to be a really epic date or he can't prove Red Wine wrong, okay?! ]

Eh? Who said that?!

[ /stares at this whole post... ]

[weiward]

you're putting a lot of thought into it. you're not just planning on doing something that you like to do. you're thinking of your partner. you want it to be good for them too.

no one's that considerate of someone they don't really like.

[battlebound]

[ Somewhere along the river, Steak is several shades of red as he reads that.

And maybe having to take a few minutes to compose himself to write a more coherent answer than the indignant huff he lets out in real life. ]

If I wanted to annoy him, I wouldn't have to take him out on a date.

[weiward]

are you friends? have you known him for a long time?

[battlebound]

Yes.

[ To both, but he's not going to specify that. ]

[weiward]

will there be alcohol at the wedding? i'll come if there's alcohol.

[WEI WUXIAN THAT'S QUITE A LEAP AND NO ONE INVITED YOU.]

[battlebound]

WHAT WEDDING.

[ oh my god he's going to die before this date at this rate. ]

[weiward]

look, i'm no fortune teller, but i've definitely heard this story before. and it ends with a wedding.

[battlebound]

That doesn't mean it'll happen here!

[ Cough, Steak, darling, even you realise how similar you and Red Wine are to your very married Attendants. ]