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[battlebound]

Name: Anon!
Date: 29/06
Format: Text

Where do people go on dates in this blasted city?

[ Well, Aef? Please enlighten the romance-averse anonymous how he can woo a man beat his rival at romance. ]

Comments

[battlebound]

[ They might be a bit too old for bar hopping, but it's certainly one of the better ideas he's been given. ]

And what do you do now?

[ If Steak is also old. Or, perhaps, just perhaps, constantly being outdrunk by the man he's trying to date beat. ]

[fuckingpassw0rd]

[Nothing says romance like bringing your beau to drink.]

Watch my back before Connor beelines for me before the alcohol even touches my lips.

Can't complain.

If you mean dates, I used my magic to make him a pool in our backyard, and we've gone fishing before. I know that ain't everyone's cup of tea. But take it from an old man; beer and fish? Amazing. Maybe not on a first date but hell just standing over a river is the perfect time to have conversations. Also beer battered fish is fucking amazing change my mind.

[battlebound]

[ Honestly, he likes your taste. And Red Wine does like battered fish... But yes, maybe the next da— what is he saying, there obviously is not going to be a next date because this is just about proving Red Wine wrong. ]

So, you're a witch then?

[fuckingpassw0rd]

[Oh yeah if Hank could see that internal thinking he'd be laughing up a storm.]

Yeah. Been here since the start of people showin' up. Learned slower than most people hear cause hey, I'm fucking old but if someone like me can learn this shit then anyone can. You?

[battlebound]

[ It's no laughing matter, it's a very serious, two centuries old competition! ]

No.

[ Just because Red Wine has sussed him out doesn't mean he's going to make himself obvious to all and sundry by stating his monster type. That should be enough of an explanation. ]

It seems easier to be a witch.

[ Learning magic versus growing random new appendages? He'd be fine with that. ]

[fuckingpassw0rd]

[What is this, some sort of anime he used to watch as a kid? Hank has to agree with him, however. He's not the type to sugarcoat that type of shit.]

Yeah I hear ya. Seein' what it does to Connor reminds me of that. Well that and the shit of refusing certain monsters like they about to just barge in and break everything.

[battlebound]

[ We all wish. At least then there'd be some real icon material. ]

Humans have prejudices wherever you go.

[ Ask a Food Soul about the shit that happens on Tierra sometime. (': ]

[fuckingpassw0rd]

Shit, we can barely tolerate each other, add some horns or wings and whatever the shit and it just gets worse.

[Says the guy who helped an android revolution.]