text; un: anonymous

[battlebound]

Name: Anon!
Date: 29/06
Format: Text

Where do people go on dates in this blasted city?

[ Well, Aef? Please enlighten the romance-averse anonymous how he can woo a man beat his rival at romance. ]

Comments

[morbide]

You're right, maybe the autopsy's more of a second date kind of deal. How about a cemetery? Go on a rainy day and you might find something cool!

[battlebound]

[ What is with this guy... ]

Are you obsessed with death?

[ He's not asking Turducken on a date, here! ]

[morbide]

Sure am. But its no different from being obsessed with life. Two sides to the smae coin. So you could say it either way, if you ask me.

[battlebound]

[ Head... tilt...

Humans are strange. ]

That makes no sense.

[morbide]

[They sure are... This one's an outlier.]

Yeah, I get that a lot. Thats fine. Can't have life without death, and vice versa. I just happen to deal with the dying part bunches more.

[battlebound]

"Deal with"? Are you a funeral director?

[morbide]

Nothing like that. Just a humble dark mage. A soldier, if you will. Ikill people. That's why I deal with dead people. I send them off to the afterlife... Should there be such a thing!

[battlebound]

[ Yeah, that's still weird. ]

It's better not to think about it too deeply.

[morbide]

Right? That's what I say. Anyway, wjen you has as good a time as I do, talking about the gruesome things in life stops bieng so gruesome. Everyone dies. No big deal.

[battlebound]

[ While Steak agrees with the sentiment of everyone dies, the general fascination with death continues to confuse him. ]

I prefer to enjoy life for that reason.

[morbide]

Nice! Wonder what it's like to be like you. ANyway, good luck on your date. And hey, Ive had plenty of good conversations happen over corpses, death, and rancor. So don't discount the idea completely if you're running short of innovative date plans.