text; un: anonymous

[battlebound]

Name: Anon!
Date: 29/06
Format: Text

Where do people go on dates in this blasted city?

[ Well, Aef? Please enlighten the romance-averse anonymous how he can woo a man beat his rival at romance. ]

Comments

[stopfen]

You when you said they didn't do a good job of date stuff.



Unless you've been thinking about it that long?

[battlebound]

I meant the festival. It had nothing interesting.

[ Steak, given how you reacted to the bungee jump at Creation Day, you should be happy that the festival offerings were relatively dull. ]

[stopfen]

I think others would disagree with you from what I saw there. [People be nasty]

Don't you just do what you like?

[battlebound]

[ Gross, really. Everyone is so vulgar here. ]

Of course. And I want to know which places people recommend.

[ Is it really so hard to say "this restaurant is nice"? ]

[stopfen]

They can't do that if they don't know what eitether of you like.

[battlebound]

He's fussy and overly fancy.

[ Steak knows what Red Wine likes, that's not the problem. It's just... he has little idea what kind of places would best fill that brief, since they're the kinds of places he'd avoid. ]

[stopfen]

Then go somewhere expensive that has food he likes?

[battlebound]

And which places are those?

[ Aefenglom Trip Advisor when? ]

[stopfen]

idk I don't have money

[Thanks anon who taught her the slang]

[battlebound]

[ Wait, hold the phone. ]

You don't have money?

[ He has Questions. Mostly how. ]

[stopfen]

Things cost money.

[She eats alot okay?]

[battlebound]

[ #can'trelate. ]

Which is exactly why you should save some!

[stopfen]

And what, starve?

[battlebound]

Are those the only two options?!

[stopfen]

Weren't you asking for dating advice?

[This is about you not her, leave her alone hmph.]

[battlebound]

You weren't good at it.

[ Y...ep. Just. Straight out there with that. ]

[stopfen]

And yet I seem to have done better at it than you.

[This is a dumb argument.]

[battlebound]

[ Well, Steak is dumb, so... ]

I was busy with other things!

[ Steak you had two centuries to date someone, don't even use that as an argument. ]

[stopfen]

So am I. It's an afternoon at the most

[battlebound]

They always seemed a waste of time.

[ Look, Steak once tried to interrupt his Master Attendant's date because of monsters, okay? To say he's bad at this is an understatement. ]

[stopfen]

I think the same. But this place is that peaceful it doesn't matter.

[battlebound]

You're right. It's been a long time since anyone caused trouble.

[ The Wilde is a bit more troublesome, but all things considered, it's no different to the Tierran wilds. But the people here have been on good behaviour lately and it's almost leaving him uneasy. ]

[stopfen]

It has. There's been little things. But there's been a lot less death here.

[battlebound]

And far less crime.

[ They're probably jinxing it but, eh, Steak will cross that bridge when he comes to it. ]

[stopfen]

I don't know. I had to help arrest some robberies last month.
That's about it.