un:ma voice

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Name: Mikasa Ackerman
Date: Early July, like somewhere between 7th-10th
Format: Voice

[Some people might recognise the voice, some might even remember her making enquires about monsters and recommendations for good books in the library. Or not, it'd been slow progress for the fae. Because she'd found that...books were so, so dry. They made her want to sleep. So she'd been surprised to find a book that she could get through. It's information though-]

Is it true that really powerful vampires have diamond-like skin that reflects sunlight back instead of being burnt by it?

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[Okay, moving from voice to make her confusion less noticeable.]

Who would show up?

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the sparkly guidebook vampires and their bara wolves.

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unless

(unless, unless, unless)

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we take every single vampire we find

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and push them into the sun

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I've been told that'd hurt them if they're not very strong.

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we better hope they're strong then, huh?

[ hyena cackling behind the watch ]

that's so meaaaaan, mikasaaaaaaa. i can't help it lately. it's like an itch. joking satisfies it like mochi when you're craving chocolate cake, though, just enough........

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Most of the ones I've met don't deserve it.

[But if they found an asshole vampire...then maybe...]

Why would someone want cake over the ice cream balls? Those seem more difficult to get. I've only seen them at that fair.

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sometimes you just crave pickles instead of cheese! rice instead of pastries! pizza instead of pasta! it's taste, gummybear!

wait, have you ever had gummybears?

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[Oh it's a kind of food.]

Don't name me after things that are food.

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it's an expression of sweetness!!

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No food

[plz sense how much she dislikes being called a type of food.]

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yes
my





snookums

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I don't know what that is


[acceptable?]

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have i been approved?

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Chicken Tendies

[Tendou, your habits of teaching her random words from your era may have just bitten you in the booty.

It's not food if he's turning into a bird monster. Is it? that's entirely how it works.]

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oh my god

[ this is the best day of his life. he can't stop laughing. ]

touché