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[bloodyuseless]

Name: Mary
Date: 6/11
Format: Video

[Mary stares into his watch, expression stoic, guarded. He immediately ruins this image with the fact that he has a bubble pipe in his mouth and is wearing a deerstalker hat over his cat ear hoodie. He blows some bubbles before removing the pipe from between his fangs.]

What were you doing last month on the night of the full moon?

[This is how you investigate things. Right?]

Oh! And right before you came through the mirror.

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[bloodyuseless]

He is! He's my partner, an exorcist.

[fiddlestick]

Aw, nice!

What's an exorcist?

[bloodyuseless]

They expel evil spirits and monsters, things like that. He'd even be able to kill me if he wanted to!

[Which would be a great deal more impressive if Mary were still immortal.]

[fiddlestick]

Er-

[That last part sure is a strange endorsement of his man's skills]

Are you an evil spirit or monster?

[bloodyuseless]

Yeah.

[As if talking about the weather. Monsterdom is nothing new to Mary. Sometimes he forgets it's new to most everyone else.]

I was a vampire long before I came here.

[fiddlestick]

Oh wow...

[He's surprised but not shocked. He's already run into a water spirit here]

We had stories about vampires back home, but I have no idea if they really existed.

Are you a vampire here too?

[bloodyuseless]

I must be.

[He tugs at the edge of his mouth, revealing his fangs.]

Still got these!

[fiddlestick]

Oh, wow.

Yep! Those look like vampire fangs alright.

[bloodyuseless]

[A nod.]

They haven't been much use here though.

[fiddlestick]

You mean you haven't bitten anyone?

[bloodyuseless]

Not since I got here. I haven't been as hungry as before.

[Yet.]

[fiddlestick]

Oh....

You know, that sounds like a good thing to me?

[bloodyuseless]

Yeah! Crepes are delicious!

[He hadn't been able to eat real food up until he arrived here without his former vampire strength and agility. So far, he's not complaining.]

[fiddlestick]

Oh you've never had them before?

Yeah, I really like them too! Especially with some sugar and fruit.

[bloodyuseless]

...There are crepes without sugar and fruit?

[Please elaborate.]

[fiddlestick]

Yeah? You can get them with a lot of different toppings, sweet or savory.

[bloodyuseless]

I'm going to try all of them.

[Life goals, apparently.]

[fiddlestick]

All of them?

Haha well, it's good to have goals! Good luck!