video; un: reddeer

[rightfoot]

Name: Louis
Date: Late 8/1, Early 8/2.
Format: video.

[ Hello there, network! It's a face that many of you haven't seen for awhile, he thinks. This time, there's no chaos attached to this post. ]

Hard to believe it's been a year here. Is this the sort of anniversary someone celebrates? It's my 'Abducted to a strange planet' anniversary. Maybe I'll get someone [ ahem ] to make a cake or something. Castella is my favorite, by the way.

[ He's not going to push his luck. ]

So those who have been here for awhile, what have you learned since arriving? If you're ... newer, what do you hope to learn?

Personally, I learned that despite monsters being a big thing: deer with fingers are still a novelty. Oh, and pet ownership is still weird to me. I don't think it'll ever not be weird.

[ There's a small quirk of the corner of his mouth, and the slightest, small smile when he makes the offer. It's reminiscent of what he posted almost a year ago. Just way more -- polite. ]

That being said - I am going to give the same opportunity that I gave when I first arrived:

I am not a Monster. I am a deer who happens to be a witch. I never saw a human before getting here. And I have ten fingers and five toes.

And, if you have any questions, it's okay to ask, I promise. I don't bite. No question is too weird at this point, I think.

Comments

[guesser]

[ thinking emoji...... adult responsibilities to make money, pay bills and sugar daddy your bond ]

I'll take personalized commissions if you decide! here's some apple-raisin bread pudding i made the other day. [ photo ] chocolatier TENDOU SATORI speaking but i can make other things too (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿)

i'm also appalled no one here has told you about yiffing.

[rightfoot]

[ he lives with someone who cooks and bakes... but, he'll still note it down because maybe sometime ]

I'll keep it in mind, then.

There's a chance no one I know has thought to bring it up.

[guesser]

[ you live with an amateur, louis ]

It's sex for furries.
A long time running joke for people who put on fur suits and think they're an animal. But don't tell them I told you. They take great offense.

[rightfoot]

Sounds like a fetish. But we just call sex... sex. We don't use the word yiff.

[guesser]

unbeliEVEable that a real life furry debunks such outrageous myths . . . they'd be outraged, i bet. but you're not wrongo! there's a whole community of them just wishing to knot.

[rightfoot]

[ oh no... what... ]

What -- Uh, right. Okay.

[guesser]

Have fun with the thought.