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aefenglom2020-08-07 08:18 am
byanyother) wrote in aefenglom2020-08-07 08:18 am
un: rosetta
Name: Rosetta
Date: 08/07
Format: Video
[ Good afternoon, residents of Aefenglom! Today's broadcast comes from a woman with long, dark hair and an overly revealing dress. She tilts her head at the camera, brow slightly furrowed. ]
Now, am I doing this correctly...?
[ After confirming that the camera is in fact on, she starts her spiel. ]
After speaking with a lovely young friend of mine, it's come to my attention that he could use a little company to brighten up his days here. He's lamented about how lonely he feels here [ he hasn't ] and I thought I'd take it upon myself to - what's the term again? - wingwoman for him.
[ You don't spend weeks in a melting pot of different cultures and time periods without picking up a few phrases here and there. Even if they still don't make any sense to her, because she certainly doesn't have any wings. ]
He's a youthful nineteen in your mortal years, and an absolute sight on the battlefield—as well as a sight all tied up.
[ She means the 3DMG but hey, might as well fire up the imagination. With a little help -- there's a picture flickering onto the screen now, of a shirtless young man staring into a mirror. ]
He's chivalrous but open-minded, and enjoys his days off with gusto. His words can come out a little rough, but he's quite caring once you get past that prickly exterior. Unless, of course, you like things a little rough.
[ Said with a wink. Is this...still SFW... ]
If he sounds like someone you'd be interested in spending time with, please do let me know. You won't be disappointed. [ Ah, right, before she forgets— ] And of course, both boys and girls are welcome to apply!
[ It's equal opportunity in this house. ]
Date: 08/07
Format: Video
[ Good afternoon, residents of Aefenglom! Today's broadcast comes from a woman with long, dark hair and an overly revealing dress. She tilts her head at the camera, brow slightly furrowed. ]
Now, am I doing this correctly...?
[ After confirming that the camera is in fact on, she starts her spiel. ]
After speaking with a lovely young friend of mine, it's come to my attention that he could use a little company to brighten up his days here. He's lamented about how lonely he feels here [ he hasn't ] and I thought I'd take it upon myself to - what's the term again? - wingwoman for him.
[ You don't spend weeks in a melting pot of different cultures and time periods without picking up a few phrases here and there. Even if they still don't make any sense to her, because she certainly doesn't have any wings. ]
He's a youthful nineteen in your mortal years, and an absolute sight on the battlefield—as well as a sight all tied up.
[ She means the 3DMG but hey, might as well fire up the imagination. With a little help -- there's a picture flickering onto the screen now, of a shirtless young man staring into a mirror. ]
He's chivalrous but open-minded, and enjoys his days off with gusto. His words can come out a little rough, but he's quite caring once you get past that prickly exterior. Unless, of course, you like things a little rough.
[ Said with a wink. Is this...still SFW... ]
If he sounds like someone you'd be interested in spending time with, please do let me know. You won't be disappointed. [ Ah, right, before she forgets— ] And of course, both boys and girls are welcome to apply!
[ It's equal opportunity in this house. ]
we can only look towards canon for all the reasons why she's like this
Hello, Jean. I hope you found the description satisfactory. I truly tried my best to highlight all of your best attributes.
can't believe she just ignores anything that doesn't fit her narrative
When did I say anything about being lonely?!
she's living her best life
You asked me to do a little research awhile back, did you not? Surely a man with a full and happy life would have no interest in these sorts of things.
[ She also forced that conversation to fit her narrative, nbd. ]
i too should start ignoring anything that goes against my narrative
Did you have to share that photograph? You weren't even supposed to have it...
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[ It's not like she used a picture of him groaning over the toilet. ]
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... Of course it is. [ Wow, stop placating him with compliments. He's supposed to be angry right now. ]
I trained hard over the years.
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And you should be proud of it. [ Anyway. ] I think it may be too late to amend my words from earlier, but is there anything you'd like added for next time?
[ Why is there going to be a next time..... ]
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And why is there going to be a next time ...
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[ Or so she's been told. ]
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No, he's not going to be hopeful. His luck has always been shit. ]
There won't be a next time. Especially not if it involves sharing that picture. Why the hell haven't you deleted it?
[ but why did u take the picture jeen ]
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It's a perfectly nice picture. It shows off so many of your assets.
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Are you bored here, Rosetta? Sounds like you don't have much to do here, if this is how you spend your time.
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Is it such a waste of time to want to see a friend happy?
[ yes, if this is how she goes about it. ]