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rosetta. ([personal profile] byanyother) wrote in [community profile] aefenglom2020-08-07 08:18 am

un: rosetta

Name: Rosetta
Date: 08/07
Format: Video

[ Good afternoon, residents of Aefenglom! Today's broadcast comes from a woman with long, dark hair and an overly revealing dress. She tilts her head at the camera, brow slightly furrowed. ]

Now, am I doing this correctly...?

[ After confirming that the camera is in fact on, she starts her spiel. ]

After speaking with a lovely young friend of mine, it's come to my attention that he could use a little company to brighten up his days here. He's lamented about how lonely he feels here [ he hasn't ] and I thought I'd take it upon myself to - what's the term again? - wingwoman for him.

[ You don't spend weeks in a melting pot of different cultures and time periods without picking up a few phrases here and there. Even if they still don't make any sense to her, because she certainly doesn't have any wings. ]

He's a youthful nineteen in your mortal years, and an absolute sight on the battlefield—as well as a sight all tied up.

[ She means the 3DMG but hey, might as well fire up the imagination. With a little help -- there's a picture flickering onto the screen now, of a shirtless young man staring into a mirror. ]

He's chivalrous but open-minded, and enjoys his days off with gusto. His words can come out a little rough, but he's quite caring once you get past that prickly exterior. Unless, of course, you like things a little rough.

[ Said with a wink. Is this...still SFW... ]

If he sounds like someone you'd be interested in spending time with, please do let me know. You won't be disappointed. [ Ah, right, before she forgets— ] And of course, both boys and girls are welcome to apply!

[ It's equal opportunity in this house. ]
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[ what did they do? fight? lay around awkwardly? stare at homies? it is a mystery. ]