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aefenglom2020-08-07 08:18 am
byanyother) wrote in aefenglom2020-08-07 08:18 am
un: rosetta
Name: Rosetta
Date: 08/07
Format: Video
[ Good afternoon, residents of Aefenglom! Today's broadcast comes from a woman with long, dark hair and an overly revealing dress. She tilts her head at the camera, brow slightly furrowed. ]
Now, am I doing this correctly...?
[ After confirming that the camera is in fact on, she starts her spiel. ]
After speaking with a lovely young friend of mine, it's come to my attention that he could use a little company to brighten up his days here. He's lamented about how lonely he feels here [ he hasn't ] and I thought I'd take it upon myself to - what's the term again? - wingwoman for him.
[ You don't spend weeks in a melting pot of different cultures and time periods without picking up a few phrases here and there. Even if they still don't make any sense to her, because she certainly doesn't have any wings. ]
He's a youthful nineteen in your mortal years, and an absolute sight on the battlefield—as well as a sight all tied up.
[ She means the 3DMG but hey, might as well fire up the imagination. With a little help -- there's a picture flickering onto the screen now, of a shirtless young man staring into a mirror. ]
He's chivalrous but open-minded, and enjoys his days off with gusto. His words can come out a little rough, but he's quite caring once you get past that prickly exterior. Unless, of course, you like things a little rough.
[ Said with a wink. Is this...still SFW... ]
If he sounds like someone you'd be interested in spending time with, please do let me know. You won't be disappointed. [ Ah, right, before she forgets— ] And of course, both boys and girls are welcome to apply!
[ It's equal opportunity in this house. ]
Date: 08/07
Format: Video
[ Good afternoon, residents of Aefenglom! Today's broadcast comes from a woman with long, dark hair and an overly revealing dress. She tilts her head at the camera, brow slightly furrowed. ]
Now, am I doing this correctly...?
[ After confirming that the camera is in fact on, she starts her spiel. ]
After speaking with a lovely young friend of mine, it's come to my attention that he could use a little company to brighten up his days here. He's lamented about how lonely he feels here [ he hasn't ] and I thought I'd take it upon myself to - what's the term again? - wingwoman for him.
[ You don't spend weeks in a melting pot of different cultures and time periods without picking up a few phrases here and there. Even if they still don't make any sense to her, because she certainly doesn't have any wings. ]
He's a youthful nineteen in your mortal years, and an absolute sight on the battlefield—as well as a sight all tied up.
[ She means the 3DMG but hey, might as well fire up the imagination. With a little help -- there's a picture flickering onto the screen now, of a shirtless young man staring into a mirror. ]
He's chivalrous but open-minded, and enjoys his days off with gusto. His words can come out a little rough, but he's quite caring once you get past that prickly exterior. Unless, of course, you like things a little rough.
[ Said with a wink. Is this...still SFW... ]
If he sounds like someone you'd be interested in spending time with, please do let me know. You won't be disappointed. [ Ah, right, before she forgets— ] And of course, both boys and girls are welcome to apply!
[ It's equal opportunity in this house. ]
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[Disappointed mom friend is disappoint.... Except she'd entirely yeet a dildo at someone. If she had gloves and it... Hadn't been anywhere... ]
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I'm not going to stand around and let him jab me with fake dicks.
[ Though, now that he's thinking about it, he really did let this tomfoolery happen. ] You're right. I should have walked out ...
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[There was a story there. One that Jean will never hear the full version. ]
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[ Or did Eren piss himself, because if so, that's a story he wants to hear.
He's so reminded of Levi right now. ]
The shitpost is canon now
[Why would she use a metaphor when she could say Exactly what she meant?]
rip eren
Okay. Tell me about what happened.
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What do I get out of that?
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I could buy you some of that fruit bread you like? C'mon, the only person who loses in this situation is Eren.
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And the bread you could buy isn't the same as I like.
[Now, if Jean could get raisin bread that tasted just like what her mother made. Then maybe she'd consider embarrassing herself for it. But she doubted that even if someone had the exact recipe, the taste just wouldn't be the same.]
No
[Not even going to negotiate.]