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aefenglom2020-08-07 08:18 am
byanyother) wrote in aefenglom2020-08-07 08:18 am
un: rosetta
Name: Rosetta
Date: 08/07
Format: Video
[ Good afternoon, residents of Aefenglom! Today's broadcast comes from a woman with long, dark hair and an overly revealing dress. She tilts her head at the camera, brow slightly furrowed. ]
Now, am I doing this correctly...?
[ After confirming that the camera is in fact on, she starts her spiel. ]
After speaking with a lovely young friend of mine, it's come to my attention that he could use a little company to brighten up his days here. He's lamented about how lonely he feels here [ he hasn't ] and I thought I'd take it upon myself to - what's the term again? - wingwoman for him.
[ You don't spend weeks in a melting pot of different cultures and time periods without picking up a few phrases here and there. Even if they still don't make any sense to her, because she certainly doesn't have any wings. ]
He's a youthful nineteen in your mortal years, and an absolute sight on the battlefield—as well as a sight all tied up.
[ She means the 3DMG but hey, might as well fire up the imagination. With a little help -- there's a picture flickering onto the screen now, of a shirtless young man staring into a mirror. ]
He's chivalrous but open-minded, and enjoys his days off with gusto. His words can come out a little rough, but he's quite caring once you get past that prickly exterior. Unless, of course, you like things a little rough.
[ Said with a wink. Is this...still SFW... ]
If he sounds like someone you'd be interested in spending time with, please do let me know. You won't be disappointed. [ Ah, right, before she forgets— ] And of course, both boys and girls are welcome to apply!
[ It's equal opportunity in this house. ]
Date: 08/07
Format: Video
[ Good afternoon, residents of Aefenglom! Today's broadcast comes from a woman with long, dark hair and an overly revealing dress. She tilts her head at the camera, brow slightly furrowed. ]
Now, am I doing this correctly...?
[ After confirming that the camera is in fact on, she starts her spiel. ]
After speaking with a lovely young friend of mine, it's come to my attention that he could use a little company to brighten up his days here. He's lamented about how lonely he feels here [ he hasn't ] and I thought I'd take it upon myself to - what's the term again? - wingwoman for him.
[ You don't spend weeks in a melting pot of different cultures and time periods without picking up a few phrases here and there. Even if they still don't make any sense to her, because she certainly doesn't have any wings. ]
He's a youthful nineteen in your mortal years, and an absolute sight on the battlefield—as well as a sight all tied up.
[ She means the 3DMG but hey, might as well fire up the imagination. With a little help -- there's a picture flickering onto the screen now, of a shirtless young man staring into a mirror. ]
He's chivalrous but open-minded, and enjoys his days off with gusto. His words can come out a little rough, but he's quite caring once you get past that prickly exterior. Unless, of course, you like things a little rough.
[ Said with a wink. Is this...still SFW... ]
If he sounds like someone you'd be interested in spending time with, please do let me know. You won't be disappointed. [ Ah, right, before she forgets— ] And of course, both boys and girls are welcome to apply!
[ It's equal opportunity in this house. ]
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I hadn't, but that sounds like an excellent idea. Any suggestions for what to include on the posters?
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I'm more in the field of consultancy.
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[ Or a genderless ethereal being, anything works. ]
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I'd say 'person' is a good neutral way to word that phrase given the stretched limits of things around here. Monsters included under the umbrella of person-hood, naturally.
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This person wouldn't happen to have a name, would they?
[ Look, if they ever meet up, she'd prefer not to call him 'that person I talked to once'. ]
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[ You ever just annoying on purpose? ]
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Will I have to treat you to dinner and a show first before I get your name?
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[ Listen, if you're offering why should he say no? ]
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Dunno what else would count, but I will say if this ends with me tied up in a basement listening to a monologue about evil plans I'll be pretty disappointed. Maybe begrudgingly accepting I walked into it, but still disappointed.
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I'm afraid I'm not very good at monologuing so you can rest assured on that front. I prefer actions over words, in any case.
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