＊ You're marrying your Bonded now. You're filled with determination.

[metalcrusher]

Name: Mettaton (un: METTATON)
Date: 09/06
Format: text

Hey there, beauties! Lend me your imaginations and INSPIRE me... By answering to my provocative scenario:

Wedding bells are ringing, and you're dressed to the nines. Surprise! You're in LOVE now... with none other than your Bonded*!!! ...And you're getting MARRIED!! What's more, this is going to be your DREAM WEDDING!!

Describe it to me: what does your ideal wedding day feature, with your Bonded betrothed??


*If you're un-Bonded, you thought of someone. You're marrying them now. Ha-ha.

Comments

un: connor

[plasticasshole]

But you would marry me, is what you're saying?

text: un; f*uckingusername

[fuckingpassw0rd]

[Gdit Connor, he's just trolling and laughs way too loudly.]

I thought this was an fantasy scenario?

[plasticasshole]

[Connor smiles to himself to hear Hank laugh in the other room.]

Perhaps, but it's a fantasy you're entertaining. For the record, I want us to wear matching suits and we're only having the one cake.

[fuckingpassw0rd]

Wow, even getting fake married, I'm fucking stuck with a bridezilla...groomzilla? So the guests just gonna eat a single cake?

[plasticasshole]

There would be other food, don't be ridiculous. I'd want it to be healthy food, though. I'm not saying there can't be desserts and such, but we should at least try not to feed our friends only junk.

Any requests on your end?

[fuckingpassw0rd]

Connor the idea about marriage is you get wasted with everyone for a night, dancing until your feet start to burn and then you leave at 5am when the last person finally leaves.

Anyway if we're getting fake married I'd want unhealthy cake and an open bar. Cause your guests are gonna think it's boring if there's no open bar. Have you gone to a wedding without an open bar? Wait no probably not. It's a snoozefest, that's all you need to know.

[plasticasshole]

I thought marriage was about celebrating the union of a couple? I had assumed it would be more romantic than getting everyone drunk...

[But he doesn't want his fake marriage to be boring, either...]

As long as you don't get too drunk. If you get drunk so do I, remember?

[fuckingpassw0rd]

Well yeah exactly. But people have things to do, it's great that its your day, but you gotta make it up to the people who take the time to come and see you. Sure the first hours are great, but if you don't have something to keep the buzz going it's gonna fizzle out fast.

[Yeah don't make the fake marriage boring Connor.]

Hey I didn't say I was gonna get completely drunk off my mind. I might have a drink or two and then make up excuses why I can't anymore. You know "I'm too old, my bladder's already on it's death throes" and all that shit.

[plasticasshole]

I suppose it's a legitimate complaint, at your age.

[He means well, really.]

Well, I guess I'd be leaving the marriage mostly up to you, then. You seem to know far more about them than I do. Which makes sense, given my lack of experience with them.

[fuckingpassw0rd]

God, when you say it, it just reminds me how old I am.

[But he has a feeling Connor means well. Partly because he can sense it.]

Well that already makes you better than my ex-parents-in-law. Literal bridezillas. Should have seen it as a sign.