＊ You're marrying your Bonded now. You're filled with determination.

[metalcrusher]

Name: Mettaton (un: METTATON)
Date: 09/06
Format: text

Hey there, beauties! Lend me your imaginations and INSPIRE me... By answering to my provocative scenario:

Wedding bells are ringing, and you're dressed to the nines. Surprise! You're in LOVE now... with none other than your Bonded*!!! ...And you're getting MARRIED!! What's more, this is going to be your DREAM WEDDING!!

Describe it to me: what does your ideal wedding day feature, with your Bonded betrothed??


*If you're un-Bonded, you thought of someone. You're marrying them now. Ha-ha.

Comments

[metalcrusher]

... ... Alphys. I have a few things to say.

First. Are you aware that we can comfortably Bond three times over... And that Bonds aren't necessarily romantic, nor permanent? [Don't be fooled by Mettaton's teasing about marrying your Bonded in this post......] In fact, it's encouraged that we Bond multiple times. Should Undyne show up, you'd have no problem! Just keep a seat warm for her.

Second... WHAT??? What are you doing. Darling, this is about survival. You need to get yourself out there, and get yourself a Bond. How have you been managing on our full moons? The last time I saw you on one, you were

[Oh, dreadful. She was off the handle, loopy and wild, and not at all like herself. ...Fun, actually, even though it annoyed him at the time. But to imagine her now? He can barely fathom it. And he doesn't finish his sentence, either.]

Really. You've gone feral already, haven't you.

[He sure did, back when he was only without by month four... Mettaton sighs behind his device. It is the most robotic sigh.]

[textsfromhotland]

i had a bond!!

for a little while.

ok so it was totally temporary for a mission BUT i had one ok?

its just. everybody ACTS like theyre special and i dont KNOW anyone here like i know undyne and i just

i miss her a lot

[metalcrusher]

You don't know anyone here like you know Undyne? Maybe so. I doubt even Undyne knows Undyne like you know Undyne! However. You've had me this whole time, Alphys... For a year.

If you asked, do you think I would leave you behind like that?

[textsfromhotland]

are

are you you saying you would bond with me

[she DOES NOT KNOW how to feel about that]

[glitzandglamour]

Of course I'd Bond with you... How could I say no to my most ardent fan???

[it's code for being his friend. he doesn't know how to be normal.]

How lucky for you, to get to Bond with ME!! Plus, there's more!! I've been Bonded to a Witch for seven months now. Surely I told you... [Or maybe it slipped his mind, filled instead with matters of Mettaton.] So there's nothing to worry about! I have magic! And it would take the edge off of the moons for you...

[textsfromhotland]

i

wow

that's really sweet of you, mettaton!!

i dont wanna impose or anything though are you sure it's ok...

[glitzandglamour]

Of course. I'm known for having STRICT Bonding criteria... But for you, I can bend a few of my rules.

[The most important qualifier is that he wouldn't be too upset if she ended up with glimpses of his memories somehow, which happens with Bonds the longer they last. Alphys already knows quite a bit about him. She had even seen him before he had a body, after all... Like an embarrassing high school pic, but worse.]

However. You have to promise me that you'll look for a Witch, too. Understood? They may not be as magnificent as Mettaton... But I'm a Monster. You know how it is.

[She may only get his excess magic, but at least she'll have plenty of Mettaton. Even Mettaton Moods.......]