text; un: cherrypit

[polterguide]

Name: Bailey Morello
Date: 9/2
Format: text
Warnings: Mentions of sex & pregnancy, b/c I know that makes some people Uncomfy.

So it's pretty obvious that being here changes people in ways that can sometimes be hard to expect, what with all the magic and monstrous traits but does anyone know if there are impacts on other biological functions?

Like...

Well.

[God, how do they say this without giving up the ghost entirely. They can't just come out and SAY things. They would rather die.]

Does being undead impact what vampires are capable of? Do the animalistic traits of most other monsters impact other physical aspects besides what's visible? Turning into a monster is basically like going through some bizarro puberty so, like. What's up with that?



Basically I'm asking if monsters can get pregnant or do they become infertile like some of the hybrids that exist in real life - obviously native ones aren't but does being something else before change that?

[Now it's time to go hide in shame and embarrassment and try not to think about the turn their life has taken.]

Comments

text, un: momo-chan~♥

[yesdoubt]

You know, I actually wondered about that myself!
Except I was thinking specifically about if there were any male Monsters that had seahorse as part of their type... (´⊂_｀人)

[He's not sure whether that would be a merrow or a chimera, but clearly a valid question.]

It seems like a lot of Mirrorbound are in relationships, though, and I don't think anyone's gotten pregnant yet?
So with how long people have been here it's probably not an issue (●´ω｀●)ゞ

[Read: people have been here considerably longer than nine months and likely been banging for that time, it's fine, probably.]

[polterguide]

Don't male seahorses just carry the eggs female seahorses make? Would that really work?

[...Do they really want to consider it?]

If it's not possible, that's a relief...

[yesdoubt]

If you're thinking about Monsters getting pregnant already, what makes that so hard to believe~?
Maybe a seahorse Monster could just implant other people with their eggs, if that sounds better to you ☆⌒（●ゝω・）

[is this what you wanted, bailey, IS IT]

But I guess you'd have to find one to ask about that...

[polterguide]

Well, some people are into oviposition, so maybe that's how it works? Though a kink is probably a bad reason to get pregnant.

[terrible. this is terrible. they hate this.]

I'm sure if I ever meet a seahorse merrow or chimera they'll be super happy to tell me about their reproduction. Won't be weird or invasive at all.

[yesdoubt]

Oh right, that is a thing, isn't it...maybe someone would use infertile eggs for that??? (ﾟ▽ﾟ｀*)?

[now he's thinking about how oviposition kink happens in aef and everyone is doomed]

Probably depends on where you meet them, and the person! ✧٩(•⌄•๑)
Talk to some of the arachne merchants in the Underground sometime, they might not talk about reproduction so much but they sure do talk about other things they can do...

[has momo gotten silk bondage schooled by the occasional overly flirtatious arachne shopkeeper, absolutely]

[polterguide]

That'd be the responsible thing to do. Also sounds like an easy way to get eggs stuck in you.

[They're pretty sure there's no Aefenglom version of Sex Sent Me To The ER, but. They kind of wish there was.]

I imagine what arachne do involves a lot of tying people up?

[Which... Why not, if you can make the rope yourself.]

[yesdoubt]

I'm sure the healers have dealt with that sort of thing before (˘w˘)¬

[Considering a few of the injuries he's seen, it wouldn't surprise him.]

That's right! Apparently it's kind of a compulsive thing about "their people"?
It's kind of cute and romantic~ （´・｀ ）♡

[uh]

[polterguide]

I don't doubt that. People will do as people do and that mostly means injuring themselves in really embarrassing ways.

[Even if those people are furries. Perhaps especially if those people are furries.]

Well, it's not a million miles away from swaddling, I guess??? I don't know. I'm not a spider.

Could be relaxing though.

[Have they ever relaxed a day in their life...]

[yesdoubt]

Well, it is probably about protection and keeping them close （*´▽｀*）
So I think it would be relaxing
But Momo-chan's heart is spoken for so they were propositioning the wrong guy (๑・ω-)～♥”

[...actually, now that he's thinking about it.]

Though all of a sudden now I'm really hoping octopus merrow don't do the "pull a leg off and present it" thing that some octopuses do...

[ONE FEAR.]

[polterguide]

Oh, congratulations.

[????]

It might be an instinct they’re saddled with... It’s hard to say for certain.
But, uh.
I hope not? That sounds terrifying.

[yesdoubt]

Well my darling hasn't tried to do it yet and he gets tentacles properly now...
So I guess he's not that kind of octopus?
I hope he isn't at least that would be traumatising ( ´△｀)

[Don't do this to his brain, octopus merrows.]

Maybe I should just take good care of his tentacles while they're on him and then he won't need to take any off ╭( ･ㅂ･)و )))

[~logic~ (actually no he's just shitposting at this point)]

[polterguide]

[If Bailey were a meaner person, they would say maybe it's because Yuki doesn't love him enough. However, Bailey is generally nice and believes in the greater good and all of that, so the thought doesn't even occur to them.]

Do you have any idea what kind he is yet? I'm not too familiar with most octopus species though - I know dumbo and blue ring.

What if you pull one off on accident...

[yesdoubt]

[Momo would bury him in fake tears.]

No...he's kind of a green-black colour normally? But he acts like a mood ring so it's hard to pin down colour stuff and I don't know that much about telling octopuses apart besides that... ヽ(●ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ●)ﾉﾟ

[If only he knew this was going to happen.]

Momo-chan isn't that careless!!! (;｀O´)o
Besides, I think it's only one leg it can happen to, so what are the odds of me being that rough with my delicate darling AND doing it to that specific leg!?!?

[Exaggerated ham time, but make it text.]