TEXT; UN: AJC | Get it all off your chest

[sparkofgoodness]

Name: Crowley (un: AJC)
Date: 12th Septeril
Format: text

I've seen a lot of people use this thing to ask for advice, so I thought: why not just make one big post for it? Agony Aunts, Uncles, or Relatives of your Preferred Gender Expression are pretty popular column writers where I'm from and I just so happen to have plenty of time on my hands now. I've also got plenty of world experience, so I'm pretty sure I qualify for the role.

[ Does he, though? Does he really? Maybe he just wants to read about everyone's problems.

Spoilers: He really does. ]

So: send me your questions, and I'll give you my best take on things. Even get in a second opinion, sometimes. Love life troubles? Friendships falling apart? Neighbours giving you trouble? Weird parental issues? Business rival need taking town? Criminal activities you need advice on? Whatever you like. Don't have to sign your name to it if you really want.

Comments

[stopfen]

Yeah. She's dumb. As soon you go near she peaks your feet.

There's four not including her. Three hens, one cockerel.

[She was sure Jean had more, but...]

[sparkofgoodness]

Well, birds of a feather and all.

[ Are we doing this? Yes we are. ]

You got a preference on the sort of names, or shall I just wing it?

ilu

[stopfen]

What kind of preference would someone have on a chicken's name?

Though I am tempted to name one dinner. It keeps bullying the others.

heh

[sparkofgoodness]

[ That one did, in fact, fly over this person's head. Worth a try though. ]

You know, I like that. Dinner. That's a good one. Make sure it knows its place. Can't be too careful with chickens. Always up to something.

[stopfen]

[He could not see the small nodding.]

That leaves three.
What do chickens plan? They seem

stupid.

One has gotten it's head stuck in the fence three times already.

[sparkofgoodness]

Could call that one nugget. Develop a theme.

[stopfen]

Nugget? Is that like tendies?

[She's from near-medieval times, what is the modern foodstuffs?]