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[substances]

Name: Klaus Hargreeves
Date: Ieneuer 4
Format: text
NOTE: Blanket content warning for mild discussion of drug use in the comments.

single 30ish male witch seeking strapping monster to bond with
fur feathers fins etc are all fine
but bonus points if youre horny
my hobbies include long hot baths listening to music released before 1980 and whatever thing im trying right now to see if it sticks
call me!


what do you guys think? too forward? not forward enough?
i feel like the word strapping is a little outdated but like
what other word can you use for that?

anyway tips on ad writing are very appreciated

Comments

[sparkofgoodness]

I'd have gone with that, honestly. Big conversation point, time travel and ghosts.

[substances]

youd think so wouldnt you?
but its not so much fun in real life

[sparkofgoodness]

The time travel, specifically, or the ghosts?

[substances]

both
youd be surprised how many people thing ghosts are fun but no
theres just so much yelling & blood &
ugh

& time travel gives you a worse hangover than wine
forreal

[sparkofgoodness]

Could definitely do without the hangover. Didn't know ghosts bled, though. Or are the ghosts making other people do the bleeding here? Ghostly temper tantrums and all that.

[substances]

oh believe me ghosts bleed
they just show up w/ whatever injuries or whatever killed them on full display
& they never stop whinin abouyt it either

[sparkofgoodness]

[ That sounds... strange, and pretty nasty. Nothing like he's used to, anyway, when he sees people who have been discorporated they certainly don't keep the injuries that caused it. ]

Suppose I'd whine too if I had to keep bleeding out an injury for all eternity.