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aefenglom2021-01-04 10:42 am
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Name: Klaus Hargreeves
Date: Ieneuer 4
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single 30ish male witch seeking strapping monster to bond with
fur feathers fins etc are all fine
but bonus points if youre horny
my hobbies include long hot baths listening to music released before 1980 and whatever thing im trying right now to see if it sticks
call me!
what do you guys think? too forward? not forward enough?
i feel like the word strapping is a little outdated but like
what other word can you use for that?
anyway tips on ad writing are very appreciated
Date: Ieneuer 4
Format: text
NOTE: Blanket content warning for mild discussion of drug use in the comments.
single 30ish male witch seeking strapping monster to bond with
fur feathers fins etc are all fine
but bonus points if youre horny
my hobbies include long hot baths listening to music released before 1980 and whatever thing im trying right now to see if it sticks
call me!
what do you guys think? too forward? not forward enough?
i feel like the word strapping is a little outdated but like
what other word can you use for that?
anyway tips on ad writing are very appreciated
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no shame in my game
generic thou?
i guess i couldve gone harder speaking of honesty
but i just dont feel like 'homeless recovering junkie who time traveled to nam and lives off twinkies come listen to my stories about the gory ghosts that used to follow me around before i got here' would pull as many responses
and yeah i dont care about gender configurations
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so i think its probably even better if it sounds like super old ??
better to be honest anyway
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maybe thats wat monsters like here in old timey fantasy land
what year is it anyway
where you come from i mena
and btw how you doing man?
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haha shit for a second i thought you meant here !!
cause man i can barely keep up with the months ive got no idea about anything else on this calendar
[Styx, that's...kind of important...]
it was 2020 !
and im doing pretty good dude !
holidays were wild man but it was mostly good stuff
hoping itll be all good stuff nows that its a new year i think ?
even if its not still wanna chase out all the bad shit anyway
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Also, was there even good music released before 1980?
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i DO enjoy a good double entendre
um
did you srsly just ask me that
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And yeah. I did.
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seriously?
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i have a friend who's also an unbonded witch. do you think you could write something for him too? only instead of 'horny' maybe it could be something like...'kind'. i think he's more of a cuddler.
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oh man
im not sure i can write a holesom one
but i do like cuddling
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omg what do you take me for?
im compltely serious
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But, you can simply go to the Entertainment District if it's mere company you're looking for, you know.
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No no no...for real though, seriously, I do actually need a Bond, I've been getting all...twitchy, you know? Like static electricity. Not super pleasant.
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That seems like a weird way of asking for one.
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you know
the good old personals
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although i'm not really sure what 'strapping' means in this context...
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that was real deep
thanks for that
oh that?
strapping means like
all thick & muscles but not the type you get in a gym
liek the type you get from working ona farm or being a lumberjack or something
nice & functional
if you get my drift
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If you have any really specific wants, it would be worth listing them, but it seems like you're pretty open-minded!
Also, what's wrong with 'strapping?' I hear that all the time, do people not use it anymore where you're from...?
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i think strapping is about the only specific want
thouggh w/ the right personality and sutff that doesnt matter either
idk its something my dad wouldve said
so i automatically cringe
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