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klaus hargreeves ([personal profile] substances) wrote in [community profile] aefenglom2021-01-04 10:42 am

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Name: Klaus Hargreeves
Date: Ieneuer 4
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NOTE: Blanket content warning for mild discussion of drug use in the comments.

single 30ish male witch seeking strapping monster to bond with
fur feathers fins etc are all fine
but bonus points if youre horny
my hobbies include long hot baths listening to music released before 1980 and whatever thing im trying right now to see if it sticks
call me!



what do you guys think? too forward? not forward enough?
i feel like the word strapping is a little outdated but like
what other word can you use for that?

anyway tips on ad writing are very appreciated
sparkofgoodness: (⛤Ain't no sound)

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[personal profile] sparkofgoodness 2021-01-04 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
6/10 Not bad, points for honesty on admitting you're horny but bit generic otherwise. I'm guessing you don't care about the gender configurations of your bond-mate? If the fur, feathers and fins are already on the table as fine.
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[personal profile] sparkofgoodness 2021-01-05 12:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd have gone with that, honestly. Big conversation point, time travel and ghosts.

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tothemetal: (eight.)

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[personal profile] tothemetal 2021-01-04 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
well this place is kinda old timey
so i think its probably even better if it sounds like super old ??
better to be honest anyway
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[personal profile] tothemetal 2021-01-05 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
oh
haha shit for a second i thought you meant here !!
cause man i can barely keep up with the months ive got no idea about anything else on this calendar


[Styx, that's...kind of important...]

it was 2020 !

and im doing pretty good dude !
holidays were wild man but it was mostly good stuff
hoping itll be all good stuff nows that its a new year i think ?
even if its not still wanna chase out all the bad shit anyway

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[personal profile] polterguide 2021-01-04 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't tell if you're trying to be funny using "horny" or if you really are propositioning someone.

Also, was there even good music released before 1980?
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[personal profile] polterguide 2021-01-05 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
Well, at least you're honest. Unfortunately I only cover one type of horny, even if I am an unbonded monster.

And yeah. I did.

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rightfoot: (pic#13223118)

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[personal profile] rightfoot 2021-01-04 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
You'll want to be specific about the type of horny that earns bonus points.

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hearthebell: (I hope I become a ghost)

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I actually might know a guy.

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[personal profile] weiward 2021-01-05 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
hmm it's not bad.

i have a friend who's also an unbonded witch. do you think you could write something for him too? only instead of 'horny' maybe it could be something like...'kind'. i think he's more of a cuddler.
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geiz: (i don't trust 50 year olds)

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[personal profile] geiz 2021-01-05 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
Are you just messing around?

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[personal profile] galdorleod 2021-01-05 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
You're not one to waste any time, are you? [ chuckles. ] If you're looking for a long-term bond with, hm... benefits, let's say, there's certainly nothing wrong with just saying so.

But, you can simply go to the Entertainment District if it's mere company you're looking for, you know.

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twilightskey: (Huh?)

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[personal profile] twilightskey 2021-01-06 03:45 pm (UTC)(link)
So... you're looking for a bond?

That seems like a weird way of asking for one.
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braidmage: (:? chin scratch)

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[personal profile] braidmage 2021-01-06 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
it's... pretty forward, but there's something to be said for just being honest. if you know what you want, you might as well say so? and if that kind of approach is honest to who you are as a person, it'll weed out anybody who wouldn't be cool with that. so, like, it ends up being helpful.

although i'm not really sure what 'strapping' means in this context...

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sonnestark: (35)

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[personal profile] sonnestark 2021-01-08 03:22 pm (UTC)(link)
It does seem pretty straightforward.
If you have any really specific wants, it would be worth listing them, but it seems like you're pretty open-minded!
Also, what's wrong with 'strapping?' I hear that all the time, do people not use it anymore where you're from...?

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