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[substances]

Name: Klaus Hargreeves
Date: Ieneuer 4
Format: text
NOTE: Blanket content warning for mild discussion of drug use in the comments.

single 30ish male witch seeking strapping monster to bond with
fur feathers fins etc are all fine
but bonus points if youre horny
my hobbies include long hot baths listening to music released before 1980 and whatever thing im trying right now to see if it sticks
call me!


what do you guys think? too forward? not forward enough?
i feel like the word strapping is a little outdated but like
what other word can you use for that?

anyway tips on ad writing are very appreciated

Comments

[substances]

nothing stopping you from introducing us anyway
doesnt need to be a monster for some cuddling

uh not sure
liek 2 months?

[weiward]

whether or not i do that depends on just how quickly you wish to jump to cuddling. let me tell you, my friend is special and i wouldn't want him to meet anyone who might hurt his feelings.

that's not too long. but it's nice to see someone actually wanting to bond for a change.

[substances]

maybe for the best
i dont think im up for an actual relationshiip or anything i just lost the first person i ever really loved

do people really not want to bond?

[weiward]

[ah. he felt that.]

i'm sorry. you should take all the time you need, even if it's years.

a lot don't. being bonded can be kind of intimate...you might share thoughts and emotions through it. lan zhan and i have shared dreams. a lot of people seem afraid because of that.

[substances]

oh
well that sucks i didnt know you sared emotions & thoughts
maybe i shouldnt
its not that i care all that much about my privacy
but my brain isnt exactly a homey place w/ rainbows & hot chocolate
hm

[weiward]

most of our heads aren't. but isn't there anyone here you're at least a little bit close to?