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[substances]

Name: Klaus Hargreeves
Date: Ieneuer 4
Format: text
NOTE: Blanket content warning for mild discussion of drug use in the comments.

single 30ish male witch seeking strapping monster to bond with
fur feathers fins etc are all fine
but bonus points if youre horny
my hobbies include long hot baths listening to music released before 1980 and whatever thing im trying right now to see if it sticks
call me!


what do you guys think? too forward? not forward enough?
i feel like the word strapping is a little outdated but like
what other word can you use for that?

anyway tips on ad writing are very appreciated

Comments

[substances]

ok so
bonus for any kind of horn
also bonus for being horny

[rightfoot]

That's important for people to know here.

Considering this place. I mean, you've seen the people here, right.

Though what you may be looking for is a faun. They have both of those qualities.

[substances]

ya ive seen the people here its great
i never coulda placeed an ad lookin for a horned dude before

good to know good to know

any other tips?

[rightfoot]

Dragons might be kind of fun for you, too.

[ Is he really talking like this? Yes. Because he cares so little anymore. ]

There's also some bars that are more specific... monster oriented. If you're looking for less long term bond and more a hook-up.