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[battlebound]

Name: Steak (un: steak)
Date: 4/3
Format: Video

( hey, Aefenglom, long time no see. Steak isn't much for using the network — it's time he could much better use practicing his fighting skills or helping others — but today is a bit different, as he has an announcement to make to the Mirrorbound at large.

and Red Wine may or may not be here too. )

Ahem. ( it's a bit different announcing things like this rather than through word of mouth and flyers, isn't it? )

I am Steak of the Canaa— ( hold up, this is already a shitshow. he levels a glare at someone Red Wine behind the camera and breaks off his sentence to utter a very firm; ) We are the Knights of the Holy Sword!

( hmph. returning to the topic at hand. )

White Day is approaching ( he’s talking with far too severe a tone for this topic, as though he’s announcing a declaration of war on the city rather than the actual contents of the cue cards from which he’s reading. ) and the Knights of the Holy Sword will be providing deliveries of flowers starting at 1800 cunes. 

If you wish to order a bouquet — ( hold up part two. ) You think I can’t pronounce that?! ( huff. he is not going to punch Red Wine. yet. ) — a bouquet, for yourself or someone else, you can call myself or Red Wine on our watches. We will fulfil any order you desire.

( he thinks within reason goes without saying, and so he doesn’t say that. )

Thank you for your attention.

( Steak out. )

Comments

text; un: magicowl

[getting_better]

May I just say, you and your friend have such fantastic names.

[ And he mean that. ]

But on to the matter at hand, I'd like to order a bouquet, a "get well soon" and white day kind if you can fulfill that order.

[battlebound]

Mine's better. ( #mature )

So, two separate bouquets? Are there any flowers you would like in them? The default is roses.

( he'll... research those flowers. or just ask the people at DiplomaTea, because he sure as hell doesn't know anything beyond a rose. )

[getting_better]

[ There's a competition in there that he is not going to get into. ]

One big bouquet, preferably, or if you and your friend would like to make a competition about it then you can each make one.

[ Not in person at least. ]

As for flowers, I wish I could give you some specifics but I was never much of a botanist. I can say that roses might be a bit on the more romantic side and it doesn't really match our relationship. Maybe something like lilies or camellia if you have those.

[battlebound]

( that would be the smartest idea. it's been going for longer than the human lifespan, don't do it. and maybe this reply takes a minute because Steak has to yell at a snorting Red Wine first, but it does come.

(Aren't you glad this is text?) )

We'll fulfil those requirements, you have my word.

( ...god, Steak. )

[getting_better]

Thank you. How long would it take by the way? Oh and, money isn't a problem so just make it nice and pretty.

[ If their bickering would lead to better bouquets, then he'll throw any kind of fuel into that fire. ]

[battlebound]

Everything will be completed and delivered on the 14th.

( he doesn't need to do much, their default state is fired up and ready to compete with each other. this whole gig is a competition. )

[getting_better]

Thank you. Please make the card out to one 'Saori Nakagawa', from Bishop and Stellaluna with the message 'Please don't ever scare us like that again'.

[ Which he thinks will amuse her, seeing as how he scares the crap out her all the time. ]

[battlebound]

Understood.

( it will be delivered on time, but god only knows that getting there will be... a challenge, now the flames of competition have been stoked between Steak and Red Wine, and they don't even have Gingerbread here to tell them both to stfu. )