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Name: Lucas Baker | UN: LCerberus
Date: 05/04
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Day 3. So who's growing in their special witch powers?
What about getting themselves bit by stuff, anybody trying that out yet??
[He types, flippantly. He's still... kinda treating everything going on here as a game. Not a joke, at least not anymore, but as a game he's a-rollin' with. Easier to throw up your hands and say "a'ight, a'ight, I'll roll with all of this for now! Looks like it's more good for me than not!" than it is to... think of yourself as "part of" it, what with all that talk back with Miss Nessie 'bout how every human being here has friggin' tapped-or-untapped magical powers.
And seemed to kinda assume that extended to all the folks here. Well, ha-ha, he sure don't like he's got any magical powers!]
Date: 05/04
Format: Text
Day 3. So who's growing in their special witch powers?
What about getting themselves bit by stuff, anybody trying that out yet??
[He types, flippantly. He's still... kinda treating everything going on here as a game. Not a joke, at least not anymore, but as a game he's a-rollin' with. Easier to throw up your hands and say "a'ight, a'ight, I'll roll with all of this for now! Looks like it's more good for me than not!" than it is to... think of yourself as "part of" it, what with all that talk back with Miss Nessie 'bout how every human being here has friggin' tapped-or-untapped magical powers.
And seemed to kinda assume that extended to all the folks here. Well, ha-ha, he sure don't like he's got any magical powers!]
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Not that I'd complain about it if it works and the side effects aren't too crap I don't think, is all I'm saying!
Better than getting totally left off of the magical superpowers train that the witches seem to think every random fucker's supposed to get on.
What about you stranger, you turn anybody into a frog or a crow or something yet??
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ihaven't tried yet! i don't feel magicall or monstery at all. i thik i was more of a monster before i got heere.
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Like how?
[LET'S JUST... GET THAT OUT OF THE WAY, FIRST...!]
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LITERALLY A VAMPIRE - THERE'S A MOMENT OF "WELL, I'LL BE DARNED" IN THERE, but... pffhuh, fades kinda quickly in favor of a flare...! Ain't nothing should be too surprising to hear or see here, at this point...]
So if anything your magical powers got taken away??
[Those silly, silly witches!]
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Sounds to me like somebody ought to find that witch lady again and take her to task because what kind of horse shit is this???
They already have fucking vampires here but she thinks everybody's gonna just fucking grow magical powers outta nowhere but fucking vampires can't just stay fucking vampires?????
[#fuckingvampires]
Is this like some kinda scam to get everybody into wizard school???
[Cool. Your. Jets.]
Mass cures for everyone who's already got their OWN damn superpowers???
[And. Uh. ...Riiiiight after he types that, there's a little... cold pulse in his chest...!
Wait -- ...
Ohhhh, no. Ohhhhhh, no, they didn't -- DON'T TELL HIM...!]
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[He never wanted to be one in the first place. Going to wizard school sounds much cooler! And probably involves less grotesque stain removal. Then again, without the power that being a vampire gives him, he wouldn't be able to help Maria. Or anyone here, for that matter.]
but it would have been better if somoene asked first!
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[Ohh, who wouldn't want to be somethin' like a vampire, thinks a guy who... isn't... really drawback-minded.
And, he's kinda... burnin' up, a little...! Breathing audibly hard as he types, corners a' his mouth pullin' up to juuuust bare teeth...!]
You're damn right it would have.
If I find out that MY special little trick's gone then there's gonna be hell to pay.
[RrrriiiiIIISSING INTERNAL SCREECHING!]
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[That's not the real problem though. Mary is definitely drawback-minded. Drawbacks like accidentally killing all your loved ones. It kind of sucks.]
is your trick that amaazing??
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[AS FOR THE TRICK...]
Well it makes it awfully hard for anything to slow you down!!!!
So.
[That could... mean, like, so many different things.
But, alas - another kind of "-mindedness" Lucas is possessed of: riddle-mindedness.]
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[Aren't people supposed to feel less tired when they wake up? Being awake is exhausting.]
huh?? are yuo superr fast?
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[...I mean, that's a little too cryptic to make the point you were trying to make there... as snappy as intended, but still.]
God no, I'm not a fucking athlete.
[Then... explain...???]
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[He hasn't managed much just yet. It's not exactly encouraging when he's having trouble even finding out what he is anymore.]
oh? what are yyou?
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[You're neither an athlete nor a coach.
I mean, accurate, but. Noted.]
YOU gotta want it for YOU and blah blah blah.
I'm a man of science is what I am!!! Born and bred inventor and biotech guy!!
[That was... slightly-misleadingly structured, but not intentionally.
Alas, that... also doesn't really answer his previous pseudo-riddle.
Cut the crap, Luke.]
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[Riddles hardly matter to an easy-to-please idiot.]
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Haha, isn't that right??
You bet your ass I can make whatever I want so long as I got some stuff to work with, I've been winning first prize for it since I was fucking 6!
In fact betcha if I could crack this shit open I could do stuff to this watch that'd make it look like a fucking tin can on a string but then again it KIND OF DOES next to the shit I'm used to working with back on the farm.
[He's... overselling himself a little, here. Like... can he code? Hell, yeah, sure.
But dude, it's not like you... invented the smartphone...]
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