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[nobunagastan]

Name: Nobukatsu Oda
Date: July 5th
Format: Text

So… Admittedly, I didn’t really pay much attention to orientation. But I couldn’t not notice that my Sister seems to be turning into a cosplayer. I haven’t wanted to say anything, but I’m worried about her getting a taste for human blood. What should I do?

P.S. How can I get her to bond with me without eating me?

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[showsnopiety]

When in doubt, use a mouth guard.

Leather should do.

[nobunagastan]

That's a great idea! How could I get her to wear one?

[showsnopiety]

Make it into a bet. Tell her you bet she can't wear this for a long duration and that you'll give her something if she does.

First priority bathroom privilege in the morning or something similar. Something that it won't hurt to lose.

If she can't seem to handle it at first, taunt her.

[nobunagastan]

That might just work if I offer to do it with her... Whoever can wear it for the longest wins. Ehehe...

[showsnopiety]

Not a terrible idea. If you think it will work, then I wish you luck.