ǣfenglōm (main comm)

Name: Mikasa Ackerman
Date: 31/03
Format: text

Since the gardening classes have begun I've seen a lot of strange plants.
The fruit that flies at people
Apples that bite people on the ass
Flowers that absorb tiny people
Little dog flowers that run around

And the dreams have had the giant plants that tried to eat me and the moss that ate old people.

Any others I should know about that didn't come up in the lessons before I start planting?

Name: Ozymandias
Date: 04/01
Format: video

[No, you're not hallucinating! Ozymandias is actually using the network again.]

[Unlike the first time, there's really no chaos to be found here. He's seated at his desk, his sphinx cub, still roughly the size of a very large housecat, occupies the back of his chair with a smaller cub on the desk itself. It ducks in and out of frame with half-purrs as Ozymandias pets it and it lives its best life.]

I will keep this brief and to the point. [If anyone is feeling skeptical about this, they're probably correct to. When has he ever been to the point?] It is my intention to open a cafe by the end of this month. Thus, I am in need of individuals capable of working in such an environment with the necessary skills to prepare and serve food and beverage to customers.

But I am also looking for those who are capable of handling my sphinxes. One of the key features of this cafe will be the opportunity to play with and spend time with sphinx awlad like these two, and I need people who can ensure that they eat well and are cared for throughout the day.

[And honestly, in addition to making sure nobody's getting too many treats that will spoil their appetite for dinner, low-key make sure they're all accounted for and nobody tries to smuggle one out. But he'll leave that as a private conversation. It's not exactly good business practices to accuse your potential customer base of potential theft. Even if it's very understandable.]

Of course, if there are those who believe themselves capable of working in both environments, I'm certainly not opposed to it.

Those interested or have questions may contact me directly either through the Watches or in-person.

Name: Sora
Date: 04/01
Format: Video

[It is coming up to Sora’s third month in this world so his monster changes are well underway. Unfortunately, the one that Sora woke up to this morning had him yelling at himself so loud when he saw a mirror that he fell backwards and nearly clonked his own head on the bathtub.

He might need a little help with this one...]

Umm. Hi! I’m Sora. I’m a puca in case you were wondering what’s up with the big giant ears.

[The stream shows a brunette boy with long matching brown-coloured rabbit ears. He’s smiling but there’s some obvious worry in the tilt of his head. Furthermore, Sora’s eyes seem to be a sharp and glowing gold. Weren’t they a nice ocean blue before?]

I was wondering if anyone had any sort of spell or charm or potion that can change my eye colour? Hmm, I don’t mean anything that will wear off overnight or something?

[Sora’s not really comfortable with the idea of having naturally yellow or gold eyes. There’s a little bit of trauma backstory attached to that. Yikes.]

I think I need something a little more permanent. Is there anything that can change my eyes back to blue? Anything at all? Please?

[Is there even anything that can change or mask something like this? Is there any way for Sora to reverse just this one monster trait? He’s fine with rabbit ears! And a vegetarian diet (goodbye bacon…)! And even getting itchy fur and a cottontail! But gold eyes? Say it ain’t so!

What if he just wears a blindfold for the rest of his life...]

Name: Demyx (un; nocturne)
Date: April 1st
Format: text

ssssssso uh...

i got a favor to ask anyone out there and swear you wont laugh
can

can anyone teach me how to like
i dunno
bake... stuff??

see its like this uh|
i cant exactly get cash the way i have been lately cause of all the rain but i saw that theres this bakery looking for help
the only thing is ive never
exactly done any of that stuff the old fashion way before and im preeeeeeeeeetty sure they dont consider nuking stuff in a cup inside of microwave actual baking

i dont have a ton i can offer in exchange but id totally owe you one!!