ǣfenglōm (main comm)

Name: Reynir Árnason
Date: Ieneuer 16
Format: Video

[ The video reveals a bright-eyed and grinning young man with curled sheep's horns who seems to be having trouble staying still. Probably from nerves, given the slightly strained, high laugh he opens with. ]

Uh, hey, everybody out there! Just a quick question. Let's say... hypothetically there's a guy I really really like, and I know he's never been on a date before. Has anybody got good suggestions for a first date? Or a second or third one? I - come from a tiny rural village where there was absolutely nothing to do, so, I'm kind of clueless on this one!

Thanks!

[ And then, after an enthusiastic if somewhat awkward wave, the video ends. ]

Name: Sylvia
Date: 11/5
Format: Text

[ The post opens up with an image of a sphinx kitten looking into the camera with its head slightly tilted. ]

hi everyone, my name is sylvia and i'm here with an exciting opportunity!

the purramid cafe is looking for more employees! we've got positions open for baristas, managers, and...wait for it...sphinx handlers!! i mean, look at that kitty and how much it wants to be your friend. and guess what? you can totally befriend it and get paid for it at the same time! doesn't that sound like a dream job? ;D

if you're worried about not having any experience, i became a barista and i knew nothing about how to make drinks. but thanks to getting some top-notch training, i'm now a certified coffee connoisseur!

[ She really isn't. ]

if you have any questions about working with us, hit me up anytime, i'm available 24/7 :)

orrrr you can comment to this post with more cat pics or cat facts! seriously, they'd make my day. thanks guys!

(p.s. please also consider applying for the barista position, i could use the help)

[ OOC: More info on the cafe can be found here! ]

Name: Mettaton
Date: 11/01
Format: video

Hey there darlings! Happy Noveuer! I hope you all had a fantastic Samuin full moon!!

...Unless your name is Eren Jaeger.

[It's Mettaton EX, on video this time, as is his element. He's holding the camera close enough at first to be a charming headshot, but as he pulls the camera back, it becomes obvious with dents and scratches that his metal chassis has been damaged. From the very moment he spat Eren's name, his smile's colored with malice.]

Public Service Announcement: Eren tried to eat me last night! Oh yes! I was minding my own business, out near the Wilde as any good Monster might, on his merry mischief-making, during a full moon like this... When suddenly, I was attacked!

Thank my lucky STARS that Mikasa arrived on the scene, my knight in glittering armor. Or else, I would have been rendered into incredibly sumptuous scrap metal. I'd love it if someone could give her a big round of applause!!

Since I can't.

[The camera is pulled back ever more. Mettaton is missing an arm, and sparks and wires emerge from its socket. Can't applaud without a second hand.]

If anyone so much as catches a GLIMPSE of his sorry tail, give me a hand, and tell him for me:

1. He needs to keep that tongue and those teeth firmly AWAY from others,
   
2. Give me my arm back,
   
3. And, he owes me money.

Eren, if YOU see this: Give me my arm. Also: you owe me money!