text, un: sylviak

[stardustish]

Name: Sylvia
Date: 11/5
Format: Text

[ The post opens up with an image of a sphinx kitten looking into the camera with its head slightly tilted. ]

hi everyone, my name is sylvia and i'm here with an exciting opportunity!

the purramid cafe is looking for more employees! we've got positions open for baristas, managers, and...wait for it...sphinx handlers!! i mean, look at that kitty and how much it wants to be your friend. and guess what? you can totally befriend it and get paid for it at the same time! doesn't that sound like a dream job? ;D

if you're worried about not having any experience, i became a barista and i knew nothing about how to make drinks. but thanks to getting some top-notch training, i'm now a certified coffee connoisseur!

[ She really isn't. ]

if you have any questions about working with us, hit me up anytime, i'm available 24/7 :)

orrrr you can comment to this post with more cat pics or cat facts! seriously, they'd make my day. thanks guys!

(p.s. please also consider applying for the barista position, i could use the help)

[ OOC: More info on the cafe can be found here! ]

Comments

un: tdfsh

[prettyrocks]

[ Interacting with written posts on the watch network is still a bit of a struggle for Tsutha, being that she has to ask her watch to read everything aloud, and then dictate her reply back. But the end result is the same, and this post is just hitting too many of her buttons not to respond. ]

is this the same Syliva who was trapped inside a bubble inside a nightmare a little while ago?

wow, what a weird question now that I say it out loud.

I don't know whatever a barista is, but I actually do have some experience handling sphinxes!
well, one sphinx. and I didn't exactly handle her so much as have her tattooed onto my body.
but I think the point stands!

[stardustish]

hey, anything counts! even no experience at all, like i said earlier!

but to answer your question, yep, that's me, so... that means you must be tsutha, right?
are you interested in working with us? :D
if my guess is right, i'd seriously love to see you there!

[prettyrocks]

yeah it's me! I'm here for real now. came through the mirror and everything.

I already committed to helping bus tables at the Sly Seadog for this month but I can see if I have time for both that and the café and also my witch studies!

video; un: reddeer

[rightfoot]

So this is a cafe featuring cats? I've never seen something like that.

I have a cat, though. What sort of things do you do?

video!

[stardustish]

Sure is! [ She says it brightly, proudly. ] Not my idea, of course. I'm just an employee.

Speaking of which, are you asking me about what I do as a barista or how the cafe operates in general?

text; un: beaumains

[beariot]

So, as everyone knows, we French take our coffee pretty seriously. And I can say, without a doubt, that Purramid Cafe's staff are great at both coffee and being friendly!

[ and she's not just saying that because she's the boss's girlfriend. ]

[stardustish]

yay!! thanks for the great review :D i'm glad you had a good experience!

we always try our best when it comes to customer service, which is something i learned from my boss :) his name is ozymandias if you know him?

[ Boy oh boy, little does Sylvia know...! ]

un: shirogane

[galrarm]

Unfortunately, I don't think I should be anywhere near food preparation...

But you missed a serious opportunity not asking for a pawrista, Sylvia.

[ no!!!!!! ]

[stardustish]

omg shiro, you're right!
that would've been the golden opportunity for a pun :(
now i gotta remake the whole post...

jk :P

un: joao

[navegador]

sure, i'd love to help you guys out
coffee is actually one of my country's specialties!
hope you're open to adding portuguese coffees to your menu

so how can i apply?

[stardustish]

that's amazing! if you make it in then definitely bring up that suggestion to boss, he'll find it really interesting! :D

well, what position are you looking to apply for? barista i'm guessing?

un: hitoka.y

[chirpier]

I have a few questions regarding the positions. Thank you for your time in advance:

1. Is training paid? How long does it last?

2. What does the manager position entail? I’ve been a boy’s high school volleyball team manager for three years now, so I’m not sure if my administration skills would apply here.

3. Should I send my CV to you or the owner?

4. Are these full time or part time?

i love this

[stardustish]

heya! thanks for your interest, i'll answer these as best as i can:

1. training is absolutely paid, and i'm pretty sure it goes on for as long as boss sees fit?

2. the position is basically overseeing the other employees, so scheduling shifts, making sure everyone's doing their job well, giving great customer service, stuff like that! and hey, that's better than nothing! i'd say you're already off to a better head start than when i first started.

3. send it over to the owner, ozymandias!

4. both are available, just depends on your availability :)

[ sending ozy a CV is going to be a disaster please do it ]

text | un: catburglar

[weatherscience]

[ at first, there's literally nothing except for... this picture of nami's cat, tangerine.

but luckily it's followed up with: ]

That's so sweet of you, Sylvia-chan! I hope the cafe pays you extra for job advertisement. I'm not looking for a job right now, but I'll spread the word for you! :)

[stardustish]

OMG! look at that cutie <33 hi nami! is that your cat?

thanks for the sentiment, but i'm just happy to help out! i've been here for a few months and i really love working here, you know? :) thank you sooo much for spreading the word!

un: ma - text

[stopfen]

[Okay that's cute but... The girl asked for cat pics.]

Here is my cat.

[yes.]

[stardustish]

[ That is one freaky-looking cat, holy shit Mikasa. ]

what kind of breed is that?
i've never seen that before??

[whydogs]

Sure. Here you go.

[Attached is a picture Jill's cat.]

That's my baby.

[stardustish]

what an adorable baby! i love the color of their eyes!
do they have a name? :D

un:miss_tech

[roombamastermind]

I had the opportunity to sample your coffee on my first night here, and like Miss Callistis, I found it simply divine! You get a positive review from me as well!

Excuse me... I meant to say, pawsitive!

[stardustish]

LOL! you did the pun! :D i like you already!

thanks for the positive review :) are you one of boss' friends, too?
er, ozymandias, i mean!

un: sephiroth

[supersoldier]

I know someone who would be interested.

[stardustish]

oh? tell me more! who is it, what are they like, etc.

@GOSUCKADUCK; text

[substances]

wait.
is this an honest 2 god cat cafe

[stardustish]

[ Well that sure is a username??? ]

it sure is! ;)
why? never been to one before?