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[stardustish]

Name: Sylvia
Date: 11/5
Format: Text

[ The post opens up with an image of a sphinx kitten looking into the camera with its head slightly tilted. ]

hi everyone, my name is sylvia and i'm here with an exciting opportunity!

the purramid cafe is looking for more employees! we've got positions open for baristas, managers, and...wait for it...sphinx handlers!! i mean, look at that kitty and how much it wants to be your friend. and guess what? you can totally befriend it and get paid for it at the same time! doesn't that sound like a dream job? ;D

if you're worried about not having any experience, i became a barista and i knew nothing about how to make drinks. but thanks to getting some top-notch training, i'm now a certified coffee connoisseur!

[ She really isn't. ]

if you have any questions about working with us, hit me up anytime, i'm available 24/7 :)

orrrr you can comment to this post with more cat pics or cat facts! seriously, they'd make my day. thanks guys!

(p.s. please also consider applying for the barista position, i could use the help)

[ OOC: More info on the cafe can be found here! ]

Comments

[stardustish]

[ That is one freaky-looking cat, holy shit Mikasa. ]

what kind of breed is that?
i've never seen that before??

[stopfen]

I'm not sure. It was in that basement. But it's friendly enough.

[Have another picture of the creepy doll cat...giving a thumbs up. With it's...hands.]

[stardustish]

[ H....hi....creepy doll cat... Not gonna lie though, the thumb's up is kind of cool? Even if it's still weird.. ]

no offense, but i wasn't expecting your cat to be so friendly!
is it giving me a thumb's up?
i'll send one back if it is :D

[stopfen]

It's always been that way. It followed me home and pets my dog.
I'm still not sure if it's really a cat.

[Oh, it's been a while since she's seen one of those things. Give her a moment...or ten.]

(^-^)/

[stardustish]

yeah, haha, it looks a little bit like something else? i don't know what.
as long as you're happy taking care of it though, right?

[ Sylvia sends over a selfie of her giving it a thumb's up in return. ]

so, did you give it a name?

[stopfen]

It acts like a cat?

No.
I've tried giving it a name but it ignores them. It knows when I'm calling it though, it'll shake it's head till I stop using the name.

[stardustish]

then i guess that's enough to make it a cat? haha

out of curiosity, what name was that?

[stopfen]

Fluffy.


Because it's body is fluffy. See?

[And another picture of the fluffy bodied creature, with it's porcelain limbs and face.]

[stardustish]

it is pretty fluffy...!

[ She doesn't know if she'll ever get used to looking at this cat, though... ]

what do you feed it? regular cat food?

[stopfen]

Nothing.
It doesn't have a mouth.

I tried leaving food for it, but it gave it to my dog instead.

[stardustish]

it...doesn't have a mouth?
i have so many questions. LOL

[stopfen]

I know. It seems happy to lie in the sun though.
Lol?

[stardustish]

"lol?"
laughing out loud? :o

[stopfen]

Are you laughing?

[stardustish]

at myself!!
at my own confusion!!
not you, i swear?!

[stopfen]

[Well, Mikasa had been asking if the girl had actually been laughing. But with that last comment...]

Did I say something that strange?

[She's assuming that Sylvia was actually laughing at her even if the thought hadn't initially occurred to the fae.]





I'm normally bad at making people laugh.

[stardustish]

nope, not you!
i just
uh
i've never seen a cat quite like this one, you know?

[stopfen]

Oh

[Aw...she thought she'd managed to do a funny.]

Yeah. I know. I found it.
I don't really remember what happened. I got carried home by the captain and it was there when I woke up.

[Cat obtained while high as kite.]

[stardustish]

[ :( poor mikasa ]

captain? which captain?

[stopfen]

Captain midget, from back home.

[That's all the explanation Levi was getting.]

[stardustish]

....
i'm not even gonna ask.
in any case, i hope you enjoy your time with fluffy!
tell it i said hi, okay?