text, un: sylviak

[stardustish]

Name: Sylvia
Date: 11/5
Format: Text

[ The post opens up with an image of a sphinx kitten looking into the camera with its head slightly tilted. ]

hi everyone, my name is sylvia and i'm here with an exciting opportunity!

the purramid cafe is looking for more employees! we've got positions open for baristas, managers, and...wait for it...sphinx handlers!! i mean, look at that kitty and how much it wants to be your friend. and guess what? you can totally befriend it and get paid for it at the same time! doesn't that sound like a dream job? ;D

if you're worried about not having any experience, i became a barista and i knew nothing about how to make drinks. but thanks to getting some top-notch training, i'm now a certified coffee connoisseur!

[ She really isn't. ]

if you have any questions about working with us, hit me up anytime, i'm available 24/7 :)

orrrr you can comment to this post with more cat pics or cat facts! seriously, they'd make my day. thanks guys!

(p.s. please also consider applying for the barista position, i could use the help)

[ OOC: More info on the cafe can be found here! ]

Comments

text | un: catburglar

[weatherscience]

[ at first, there's literally nothing except for... this picture of nami's cat, tangerine.

but luckily it's followed up with: ]

That's so sweet of you, Sylvia-chan! I hope the cafe pays you extra for job advertisement. I'm not looking for a job right now, but I'll spread the word for you! :)

[stardustish]

OMG! look at that cutie <33 hi nami! is that your cat?

thanks for the sentiment, but i'm just happy to help out! i've been here for a few months and i really love working here, you know? :) thank you sooo much for spreading the word!

[weatherscience]

Yeah, that's Tangerine! Since you asked for cat photos!

Aw, you're such a nice person! Ah, maybe I should consider applying, after all, so we could work together... I have a part-time job at one of the tailor shops, but I could probably fit in another.

... Do baristas get good tips?

[stardustish]

yesss! i love tangerine already!

don't overwork yourself though, okay? you can always just become a regular if you want ;) ! aaaand we make some pretty good tips, yeah. is that a big selling point for you? lol

[weatherscience]

Good!! She should be loved. I'm sure she'll love you too when she meets you... she usually loves most people.

Hm, maybe I could! But I could also spend time with you and get paid... especially since you do make tips!!

Is there something more important than getting paid well?

[ ........... maybe like a dozen things, but shhhhh ]

[stardustish]

awwwwww, you're so sweet! i mean, i'll never say no to having a buddy at work :P

and good point! getting paid well is really important. so is the work environment though, right?
you wanna stop by and make sure it's something you'd enjoy before you commit to anything?

[weatherscience]

It's always more fun when you can spend time with a friend!

But yes, you're right... I work as a model now, and it's pretty easy, but I do it alone so it's a bit boring too. Could I try like a practice work-day and see how it goes?

[stardustish]

of course! or, well, it might just be easier to take on the job and work for us because i think boss would wanna pay you for the work anyway...

but if you don't wanna commit, you can just chill at the cafe and observe, too?

[weatherscience]

Well, if he wants to pay me, I'm not complaining!! But it'd be just for one day at first, okay?

Though, I'm sure I'll like it... I tried being a waitress at a bar when I got here, but I got fed up with all the drunk people. There's none of those in a cafe.

[stardustish]

yeah, of course! i'm sure ozymandias would appreciate your help either way!

and yup, no drunk people here ;D everyone's pretty chill. sometimes you get some customers who are a little hard to work with, but that's like anywhere else...

[weatherscience]

Oh, I didn't know your boss was that Ozymandy guy! I met him some time ago, he seemed nice.

Eh, yeah, that's right... customers or not, there's always difficult people. Well, just let me know when's a good time to come for a trial day, and I'll be there!

[stardustish]

ozymandias!! he doesn't like it when people spell his name wrong.

i'll hit you up, maybe a day or two from now? :D i'm super glad you're interested, nami!

[weatherscience]

Oh, whoops! I'll keep that in mind so he doesn't deduct my pay or something...

Yes, that sounds good! Thanks, Sylvia-chan ♡